nigga cop

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>be me
>16 years old dude
>brazil
>go to an party where u just know your friends
>start an dank chat if your friends
>3:30 am
>get up
>gtfo of the idiot party
>drunk if friends
>see a police car
>start actin like normal dudes
>fail
>"sir to the wall, pls"
>the woman cop said
>wiggle on my pocket*
>look back an third cop show up
>they start talking shit if my friends
>"what are u doing at the streets this time?"
>"dknw"
>and this lady put his hand on my back
>get close and say
>"whats your name?"
>to much drunk to respond
>she pass his hands on my ass
>she take my money
>leave me and my friends
>i said
>"guys that lady pass his hand on my ass"
>"what lady?"
>"what did u said" i said
>"are u talking about that nigga cop?"
>"what nigga?" i said mad
>them start make fun of me
>very next day
>I kill all my friends
>and i was happy doing that :D