> Be me, a 25 year old insecure girl
> Boyfriend of four years says we need to talk
> Tells me he's been cheating for the past month
> mfw when he told me
> Be devastated, grab a knife from the kitchen
> insertintoboyfriendrepeatedly.exe
> Run away
> Get cleared of suspicion because I was "sleeping" and I gave the police officer a quick glimpse of my nipple
> His sister later tells me that he's in a coma in the hospitals and he was gonna propose to me
> mfw I found out I wasn't going to be single anymore
> run to the hospital before it's to late to apologize
> Get to her room
> Open the door
> Get on the floor
> Everybody walk the dinosaur
>>5730306
who are u quoting?
>>5730306
Who quote
>>5730306
Whom'st'd've you quoting, dumdum fig?
>>5730306
who are you quoting???