Fuckery

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>sitting at my desk at home
>I have a autobiography homework
>typing on my computer
>my room is right next to my sisters room
>I hear my sisters bed creaking on the other side of my wall
>I stand up and grab my airsoft pistol
>the creaking of my sisters bed gets louder
>I knock on the wall
>the creaking stops
>my sisters door opens and footsteps start coming towards my room
>I forgot I locked the door
>loud knocks start hitting the door, then I hear kicks
>the lock starts being picked
>I start sweating
>my nose suddenly starts running a shit ton
>fuckineedatissue.far
>the door slowly starts opening
>I shout "NERF OR NOTHING" but I realize I have an airsoft gun
>I wackily aim and shoot
>I hit my sisters huge ass zit on her forehead
>zitpops.jpg
>she walks in, wipes her forehead, and slapped her nasty zit remains on my cheek
>I open my drawer and take out a real M1911
>my sister starts apologizing and begs for forgiveness
>I walk out my room, leaving her there
>examines her room
>a naked 40 year old man comes out
>me and him stand there and stare at each other awkwardly
>I look at his chest hair
>deepest, densest chesthair I've seen on a 40 year old man
>he looks at my gun
>he squats down and starts taking a mega shit on my sisters carpet
>he doesn't use anything to wipe his ass
>he stands up
>"My name is Jim." he says
>he starts charging at me like a fucking elephant with speeds of a cheetah
>I almost shit myself and starts running out of the room
>my sister comes in and tackles Jim like a fucking wrestling all star
>she chokes the life out of him
>she stands up, she just killed a fucking man
>I asked her what just happened
>she faced me
>she walked to her bed and pulled out a tablet from under her sheet
>she types in something
>she turns her tablet around and I see a troll face
>confused.PNG
>I turn around
>I see mom standing there with a belt
>I shoot myself with the M1911