I ate shit

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>be me
>be 8 years old or whatever
>in car on long trip
>goes to McDonald's drive through
>orders happy meal
>kinda have to poop
>wearing very lose pants because skinny as fuck
>a bit of the hamburger breaks off and falls in my pants
>also no longer feel the need to poop
>moves around in pants to try to find the burger to eat it
>finds it
>eats it
>it's not the burger I shit myself and ate it
>actually isn't bad tasting
>continues to eat it and burger
>can now cross eating poop off of bucket list
>true story