Bleached asshole

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>be me

>just ate at pasta restaurant w great grandma

>gg needed help shopping so we drove to the grocery store

>knew I wasn't going to make it much longer

>gut wrenching with the force of 10,000 storms

>mfw there's no bathroom in the store

>we start driving gg home, trickle of fecal juice leeching from my anus

>like some precum right before you explode if you know what I'm saying

>you know the drizzle right before the downpour

>the sparks flying from the fuse before detonation

>I'm talking the whoosh of the plane before my hypothetical Iraq gets nuked

>lift ass off the car seat to avoid getting it wet hugemistake.jpg

>gut contracts super hard and I feel a heavy splash into my pants

>let out an audible grunt

>"are you okay anon?" ggrhagh ya I'm fine gruagh

>"oh! anon! did you just pass gas?!" sosorry.exe

>finally pull into the driveway. anon, help w groceries

>fuckthat.html walk fast, pretend not to hear

>legs and ass are soaked in rotten anal juice

>stomach cramping so hard I can barely walk

>stumble into my bathroom and undo belt

>before I get my pants down an explosion happens

>tears streaming down my face, shit juice streams out of my asshole

>sit down and unleash what I have left

>mfw when I clog the toilet and it almost overflows

>grab my gg's denture container, only cup-like object in sight

>start scooping up the mess, dump half the toilet bowl into the tub

>bits of shit getting stuck, so I give them a quick flick down the drain fuckme.mp3

>just as I'm almost done cleaning round two is ready to begin

>clutch stomach as bullets fly out of my asshole

>get done, finish wiping and flush the toilet, it goes down praisejesus.exe

>grab some bleach and get work on my pants, bleach everything

>go back into the living room like nothing happened an hour later

>get ready for bed that night mfw I have a rash and a bleached asshole