>be me
>decide to check out reddit
>can't do shit without account wtf.exe
>make account and check out front page
>see normie fags posting pictures of their ugly pets
>check out some porn subs prettyfuckingnice.ppt
>go to shitpost on r/politics mfw I get banned for calling someone a faggot
>message mods mfw they mute me
>wait 24 hours and check out some more porn
>message mods again
>"anon you can't you can't use homophobic slurs"
>call mod a fag, get muted again
>more porn mfw it's vanilla asf still like it though
>try to comment in different sub
>"anon you need more karma to comment here"
>mfw I've been shitposting on
/pol/ for 8 years
>fuck reddit
>find picture of a cat in a raincoat on google
>get 5000 karma on r/awww
>tooeasy.html
>motherfucker calls me out for stealing the picture
>everyone turns on me get pms telling me I should kms
>goes back to /b/
>ohshit.jpg they know what I've done
>mfw they sage the fuck out of my threads
>cry all day bc I'm outcasted by outcasts
>9gag accepts me wtfisthisshit.mp4
>spend all day looking at low quality reposted memes
>no porn on 9gag decide this life isn't worth it
>tough out my newfag phase
>finally accepted again
>>5715349
nice Reddit spacing normie
>>5715349
>life and happenings of a retard
>>5715349
>>5715503
who r the two of u quoting?
>>5715349
SAVE RAVE!