/prg/ - Pickle Rick General

rickle pickle

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hey how u doin lil mama lemme whisper in ya ear, tell ya somethin that ya might like to hear.
got a sexy ass body and ya ass look soft,
mind if i touch it and see if it soft?

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>>5697990
ok

>>5697996
hi, how r u? lol :D)

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So you think you like Pickle Rick?????
give me 15 facts about him then dickhead

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>>5698002
I can, #1 He fought a guy named Jaguar
#2 He made a weapon w/ office supplies.
#3 He is nicknamed Sylvania by guards.
#4 He is rick
#5 He isn't an alien dick
#6 He can't fly or live forever
#7 The rat suit suiting was a reference to ironman
#8 He didn't give a rat a name like star, stripe, or goliath because to him he isn't special
#9 He had 8 minutes to live in the chopper
#10 He admitted to what was inside the syringe
#11 HE apologized to Beth after lying
#12 He was hit by a cat
#13 He made an elvis reference
#14 He He made a trap of pencils
#15 HE made a jetpack form scrap in a sewer
Extra credit:
#16 Fuck you bitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tuwg-7u5f-0

>>5698000
Trips checked

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Eh? You've never seen a pickle rick before?

C'est Richard Cornichon!

>>5698042
m' pickel

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Bicle bick

>>5698092
haha why do she have so many picklels in her bosom

>>5697978
best tv show mick an rorty

>>5698822
Kogasa likes weird things haha

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Piccolo Rick

>>5697978
>I just fucking love Rick and Morty, in the way that I fucking love science. It's so random and cool - it's like the show was designed for us Redditors, see? My mom says I have an unhealthy obsession with the show, but she just doesn't understand how funny it. I wish I could live in the Rick and Morty world and be their friends. Everything would be really and cool and funny if I did. Rick and Morty are so funny and I'm so awesome that it would make perfect sense, but it'd be even better if Bernie Sanders appeared. It'd be so awesome I'd turn up the TV in the common room of my dorm up all the way so everyone could hear the greatness of Bernie Sanders, Ron Paul, bacon, weed, atheism, The Avengers, Guardians of the Galaxy, Sweden, Bill Nye, 90s cartoons, cats, and fucking loving science.

i want to die

>>5699757
This is the only good post made in the entirety of [s4s]

>>5699780
really dude? check this:
PICKE RICK

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haha! great memes, gents!
i'm a big fan of r&m (thats what me and my friends call rick and morty) and these memes are dank!!!

test

>>5699800
pickle rick sucks ass and you know it
also checked

>>5697978
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the pickle rick". First I dab in the shower in the classic "pickle rick" pose. With my eyes closed I dab there for a minute, visualizing either Pickle Rick dabbing or Morty from the second season (not the sister in the first one because she's trapped in an apocalyptic universe) and I start to hum the pickle rick theme. Then I lower my arms and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, pickle badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my pickle leg. It ruins the fantasy.

>>5697978
Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of pickles and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of pickles out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the newest episode of Rick and Morty. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck isn't Rick always in pickle form? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the writers would do this. I want a future to believe in. I want Rick to be the pickle and fix this shitty TV show.. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought everyone loved the pickle rick episode??? This is so fucked.

NAME JEFF LOL MY NAME JEFF XD

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>>5699891
hey jeff

>>5697978
Bring your chin down to protect your neck while continuing to stare in his eyes. Bring up your hands and say "Look Morty I turned myself into a pickle! Pickle Riiiiiick!" . Flex your traps and core. Slightly bend your knees.
Here comes the important part. In a low voice begin to say " Pickle Riiiiiick!" slowly increasing in volume. He should be surprised by now. Begin to sway side to side and loosen all facial muscles and your anal sphincter and your kegal muscle. By now you should be pretty loud and your opponent will have stepped back and appear visibly shaken.
Begin to piss and shit yourself and let your eyes roll to the back of your head. By now, you're chanting "Pickle Riiiiiick!" at the top of your lungs.
He will run away. Everyone within a one mile radius will feel a terrifying presence within their soul.
Marvel as you ascend into your pickle form.