Hey! Let's have a comfy little AMA, /s4s/. I'm at work, simply drinking a cup of coffee. Get in here and ask me anything! :^)
I'll answer with pics of my coffee.
>>5696619
Do you suck diccs?
>>5696619
do you like cocks(dicks)?
What is your job?
>>5696619
How's your coffee?
moar pls!!!
what are your opinions on dubs
>>5696639
I'm a fitness trainer at my local gym. I help people learn how to pick up and put down heavy things. I'm super passionate about it.
>>5696647
It's super tasty today. My coworkers are great at making nice covfefe!
>>5696680
Here's you are coffee, sir!
>>5696684
FORE! I love dubs. They make [s4s] go round. I always check them, if they're left unchecked. Sometimes I still check them if they've already been checked!
>>5696708
Oh your coworkers made it! Nice.
>>5696619
can I perhaps rent a car kind sir/miss?
GET BACK TO WORK haha jk
>>5696763
How to Rent a Car
The process of renting a car is sometimes expensive, time-consuming and full of hidden fees and surprising requirements. Shopping for the best price and ensuring you understand the rules and regulations before and after you use the car will help. Rent a car by making a reservation, ensuring you have all the required documentation and returning it in the same condition that you rented it.
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Compare prices online. You should check travel websites such as Kayak, Hotwire, Expedia and Priceline as well as agency websites like Hertz, Avis, Enterprise and Alamo. Compare their rates for their most basic, economy-size cars. Find the best deal for your location and the period of time in which you'll need a rental.[1]
In the majority of situations, you're best off sticking with one of these agencies, as they are the most widely used and reputable: Advantage, Alamo, Avis, Budget, Dollar, Enterprise, Hertz, National.[2]Image titled Break a Car Lease Step 111
Compare prices online. You should check travel websites such as Kayak, Hotwire, Expedia and Priceline as well as agency websites like Hertz, Avis, Enterprise and Alamo. Compare their rates for their most basic, economy-size cars. Find the best deal for your location and the period of time in which you'll need a rental.[1]
In the majority of situations, you're best off sticking with one of these agencies, as they are the most widely used and reputable: Advantage, Alamo, Avis, Budget, Dollar, Enterprise, Hertz, National.[2]
Before you decide on an agency, look into and/or ask about their additional fees. These fees can change what agency provides the best deal all things considered. Some common fees include:
Underage-driver fees: Additional charge for a driver under 25.
Airport surcharges: Additional charge for picking up a rental at the airport.
Mileage fees: Additional charges for going over a certain miles per
>>5696771
Haha thanks for the laugh, Matt. I know your a cool dude, you don't have to remind me by posting on [s4s]!
>>5696789
are you gonna get another coffee?
>>5696708
do you do "house calls" for people too autistic to come to a gym
>>5696808
JUST got another one, friend. I was busy talking to some ladies about our new TRX bands. They are dope, and I'm excited to use them today.
>>5696809
I wish... That would be pretty cool. Those are the people I really would like to help get in shape. The people who already come to the gym to see us, already have the idea that they want to change in their heads... People who can't take the first steps towards physical wellness are a lot less lucky. I feel bad for them desu and wish I could help.
>>5696757
Yes, I have a coworker who comes in before me most days and he makes a pot for me. He knows I love coffee.
>>5696848
how much sugar do you put in your coffee?
>>5696919
What a nice guy.
>>5696923
Someone other than me: "Welcpme to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are ya?"
Me: "I had an very large number of cups of coffee this morning."
The other person: "*scoffs*"
Me: "WITHOUT ANY SUGAR!"
Other man who asked first question: *visibly shaken* "G-go right ahead..."
>>5696928
Actually, he's one of my best friends. He's a nice old dude. We talk about life and things all the time. He kind of lives here, like me. We're very similar, except he's old. Lole
>>5696960
>"WITHOUT ANY SUGAR!"
Would you eat my boner?
>>5696974
Of course, Anon!
I'll always eat your boner! :^)
>>5696965
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I. You are scared me. I. Please don't. I almost spilled my are coffee. I can't be scared like that at work. I almost lost my job From saying a c*rse word out l*ud. I was THAT scared. Skellingtons spook me. Sorry.
>>5696982
i am indeed sorry
i hope i can get some calming digits for you
>>5696988
Whoa... Those 8s... That was nice prediction. Is that (you) in the picture?
>>5697025
>ywn hack big catfood corps to get an unlimited supply of tuna tendies
Be honest. Do I look like the kind of bitch you would dick down on a saturday night? Pic is me
>>5696619
do I NEED le gym or can I just do bodyweight stuff at home? hmm??
>>5697033
fuck no
>>5697028
Whoa... Maybe you could teach me. I need an unlimited supply of chicken. That would be nice.
>>5697033
Well, you are dubs made me feel kinda funny in my are shorts. I'm not sure though. Being honest, I'm into NICE people. You look like a frog. Most frogs aren't very nice and squeal a LOT...
>>5697041
Nope! Gym is NICE, but you might be able to achieve YOUR goals by just doing body weight excersizes and traditional cardio. :^)
>>5697057
...rude
>>5697062
>unlimited supply of chicken
i know how to change my on /bant/ and make everyone happy that they see a flag they dont see too often, but im not that sure about the chicken part tho :^(
>>5697041
you'll plateau quickly my friend
>>5696619
Anon, I am an aspie fat land whale manlet NEET.
If I come to your gym a lot will I be able to get cute 10/10 nympho girls all day long?
And free covfefe?
el covfefe
>>5697083
F*gg that sucks, my dude.
>>5697103
This is true, but maybe he's just trying to reach basic fitness goals. Then he should be fine :^)
I don't have anymore coffee atm, so here's some granite.