What's the best/worst job story

>>5693782
>be me
>work at mcdonalds

>>5693789
hows your mcpaycheck?

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>>5693782
So I get hooked up with this client. The agency described him as "quirky" Should have interpreted this as a warning sign from the get go.
We meet at the arranged location and he has a briefcase with him.
After nervously greeting me he plops it on the bed and cracks it open.
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It's filled with medieval looking torture devices and get this; an authentic replica of a plague doctor costume.
This nigga gets me to strip off my cute outfit and put on this stuffy ass penguin suit that covers me up entirely.
He then makes me strap this "humbler" device to his balls so he can't stand up and makes me parade him around the room on all fours using a whip telling him how unclean he is and that I'm only doing this to help him get better.
Hardest £2000 I ever made

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be me
need to finish a novel by November
do nothing all day
November is getting closer

>>5693806
Hote

>>5693802
it's okay

>>5693811
doube

>Be me
>work with fatass
>fatass eats all chips
>mfw i get fired for it

the one in the Bible

I'll go with "best."

>Get job
>It pays lots of money
>All the people I work with are cool
>Get bonuses on my cheques sometimes
>Customers like me

>>5693809
You're not supposed to do NaNoWriMo ahead of time anon.

>>5693789
>>5694123
>>5694172
WHO THE HECK ARE YOU GUYS QUOTING?!?!

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>>5694178
I dunno what that is