Howdy y'all it's me Sheriff Daniels I'm the new sheriff roun' these parts
If y'all see any of'em there rood posters you just come on down to me
Your fortune: Godly Luck
Draw
Your fortune: Good Luck
u ugly
>>5692579
*shoots gun out of hand*
Looks like this place is go'n to be more trouble than I thought
guess i'll just use more guns
It'll be hard to use those guns from a Jay cell boy
swaglord pls sticky
>>5692592
Sudden plot twist: eyepatch-man is the one in jail!
>>5692600
Never fear
When Sheriff Daniels is here you'll have nothing to worry about fella
hey girl, open this door
time to reload slowly
>>5692622
Why are you so upset partner can't you see you got some mighty fine dubs there
>>5692600
Check'd
>>5692636
because someone tattoo the number 1 on my hand while i was asleep
>>5692671
I can sympathize with you there partner
All my life I've wanted to be something more than a sheriff going around stop lewd posters and roodboys
But I knew that this job needed to be done
I guess you can say I too have a number 1 tattoed to my hand
I never asked for it
But gosh darn it... It's there for a reason
So wants it gonna be fella
You go'n to lay yer arms down or am I gonna have to bury you six feet under
>>5692576
SUCK IT!!!
>>5692679
Draw
Your fortune: Average Luck
I think imma have to call in some help out for this thread
ANTI-BULLY RANGERS ASSEMBLE!!!
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>5692695
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>5692699
look he got dubs
>>5692702
HOLY SHIT HE HAS GUN
>>5692702
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>5692703
Ahhh
You sum buck you shot me right in the stomach
*monologue* With a gun shot wound to the stomach and no one around to save him
Could this be the end of Sheriff Daniels
>>5692710
Your rather tough
>>5692724
Well you see not being rood is the key
You must take the insults and let them flow along you like water use all the force of the insult and let it flow right back at your opponent like water
As for the gun shot wound that was a bullet and not an insult
What do you say partner you have a heck'ofa shot whatta say about join'n my posse
I bet ya we will find the man that put that 1 on your hand
>>5692736
hmmm tempting
But i think im gonna go to sleep instead
good night sheriff
>>5692753
I bess be ramblin' On
Farwell "#1"