please catch suicidal girl

>>5684974
Will she give me a job afterwards?

>>5684981
yes she'll suck your cuck if you catch her

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>>5684974

>>5684982
she will NOT

>>5684974
Do a flip!

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>>5684985
shut the fuck up cunt you know nothing about girls

i think attempting to catch her would just injure me
she turns into a bullet the moment she jumps off that building

>>5684993
but if you do she'll suck ur cuck

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WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?

simply unzip my dick and have her land on it giving both of us instant orgasms

>>5684993
good thing i'm suicidal too... heh... *ollie oops into position* this counts as getting laid btw

>>5684995
if you stopped me from suicide I would not lick ur dicc, I'd be fuggin pissed

if i catch her, her velocity might kill me. so i'm just gonna watch her fall.

Hopefully no one, it's better without weak people