/s4s/ - Shitposters 4n Steroids - The /s4s/ Constitution

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1. Right to freedom of dubs, and all forms of gets.
2. Protects an individual’s right to bear dubs.
3. Prohibits the forced quartering of dubs during singles time.
4. Prohibits unreasonable searches and seizures and sets out requirements for such warrants based on probable dubs.
5. Sets out rules for dubs by grand jury and eminent domain, protects the right to dubs process, and prohibits self-incriminated singles, and double jeopardy in the case of not getting dubs
6. Protects the right to fair and speed dubs, by post numbers, including the rights to be notified of the accusations of dubs, the confront to dubs, and obtain witnesses to retain dubs.
7. Provides for the right to dubs by post count in certain dubs cases, according to common recurring digits.
8. Prohibits excessive singles and ensures that there are a reasonable amount of dubs gets.
9. Protects dubs rights not enumerated in the constitution.
10. Limits the powers of the mods to those delegated to it by the Constitution.
11. Immunity of /s4s/ from suits from out-of-state boards, not posting within /s4s/.
12. Revises moderator's election procedures, ensuring that all mods are elected by a dubs get.
13. Abolishes slavery of members who are forced to be pertained to one thread until achieving dubs.
14. Defines dubs, containing the right to get dubs, the dubs process clause, the dubs protection clause, and deals with post-dubs issues (such as bans from corrupt moderators).
15. Allows the mods to get fucked for banning dubs.
16. Prohibits the denial of dubs based on race, color, or previous conditions of singles.
17. Establishes the direct election of janitors of /s4s/ by achieving dubs.
18. Establishes prohibition of dubs (repealed by the twenty-first Amendment).
19. Establishes women's suffering, as they are inferior and cannot achieve dubs.
20. Fixes the dubs for the term commencements for dubs, and the dubs.