Feel Free To Judge Me

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>Be me
>38, stoner, out of weed, it's Monday
>Call friends who's stoner dad lives with them
>Find out dad is dying
>Be a good friend and help my friends out as the dad dies over the next several hours
>Help out with the hospice nurse and the funeral home to pronounce the body and pick it up
>They leave, the three of us drink, talk, and put on The Big Lebowski
>We all pass out
>Next day wife says I can take the weed
>They leave to pick up family member
>I stay for hospice to pick up bed delivered Mon
>Hospice grabs bed, I take weed, go home
>Get text today asking if I took the weed
>Explain it was discussed with wife
>Wasn't supposed to take all the weed, offer to return what's left, it's ok, I can keep it
>Realize I stole a dead man's weed (Dead Man's Weed, band name, called it)
>Realize this is the second time I've stolen a dead man's weed