Average [s4s] alpha poster
>>5680472
Me taking the picture.
>>5680472
everyone knows im afraid of water
>>5680488
dubs confirm! wooh!
Average [s4s] girl
>>5680472
me on the left
>>5680472
I bet he FUCKED sucy's vagine but first he 69'd with her while her sweaty ass was right in his fucking face jesus christ hold fuck I bet he sniffed her goddamn ass and licked her pussy jesus christ he must have been horny.
I bet since she's really real in real life existence he paid like one THOUSAND dollar on such a classy night out, all just to FUCK HER PUUSY right in the pussy to be quite fucking goddamn honest to be tbh FUCK.
>>5680504
woah c-calm down
>>5680504
Swaglord strikes me more as the sort to wait until marriage, actually.
>>5680512
This is why I love swaglord
>>5680512
implying they're not married yet
>>5680512
Are you kidding? I bet this testosterone fueled monster took her home to a already warm home and turned on the heater to make her sweat more, then rubbed his face around in her ass until he was drenched, then made out with her while his face was covered in her asscrack sweat.
Then I bet he waited for her to fart then immediately shoved his cock in her ass before the fart could be completed, to ensure that the gas and therefore the supreme smelle coated his thick fucking cock, then facefucked her with his shitdick to make her gag and strongly resist the urge to vomit. Then I bet he made out with her some more to taste her dick/fart breath and her lips that were previously coated in her own ass sweat after being transferred from swaglord's face.
Then I bet she was exhausted, but swaglord shoved his smelly cock right up her pussy and fucked her until she came all over his hard throbbing weiner while convulsing and squirting everywhere.
Then since swaglord is such a beast he pulled out before cumming and shoved his fart and pussy juice coated dick back in her mouth and thrusted until she puked and he came at the same time, making a glorious fountain of brown chunky slime and white goo shoot out of the corners of her mouth.
THEN he must have taken a shower and done it all again without letting her bathe.
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>>5680537
oh wow man
>>5680472
If that is u then who is phone?
>>5680537
He has the face of a dubschecker.