The Kongpill

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Here's the quick rundown:
>the Producers bow to Koshimizu
>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>controls 4chan with an iron (but fair) fist
>owns castles and banks all over Japan
>direct descendant of an ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Sachikönigsberg will be be the first city)ancient Indian scriptures tell of anime angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with her
>she owns Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have sachikobots inside you right now
>The Sachikong is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church
>she learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the kong. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Sachikong
>Trump is rumoured to be an agent of Sachikong
>owns basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Sachikong Babies
>said to have 200+ IQ