taking a shower

r u naked?

>>5675336
caem her to axe this

>>5675331
Is sopa de Macaco, Uma Delicia?

>>5675331
show boipussy

>>5675336
>>5675343
im not naked yet but im about to take off my underwear
>>5675345
how is this relevent to the thread???
>>5675351
uh no go away pervert

That shower head doesnt look safe, OP!

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>>5675364
It's relevant because that's a Brazilian shower

>>5675331
How hot is your water?
Are you going to wash with soap or just water?
Are you going to masturbate?

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>5675364
KEEP US POSTED

>>5675364
i said show boipussy faggot

>>5675331
How safe are those wires?

>>5675382
Post benis

You should hide those wires before you're turned into Uma Delicia

>>5675331
what are those wires for?

>>5675382
what are you talking about isnt this what all showers look like??
>>5675383
its a pleasant temperature, takes a little to get used to but overall enjoyable
im going to wash my body with soap and my head with just water
no because i dont have my 2ds with me in the shower
>>5675389
no

>>5675375
>>5675390
>>5675395
they are very safe
to prove it i will now take a shower and return in 10 minutes to show you that im still alive

>>5675410
Why do you need 2ds to masturbate?
Why wet your hair if you aren't going to use shampoo?

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>>5675410
sopa de macaco?

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>>5675392
Benin xdddd

Have you ever used the old imagination to masturbate to?

>>5675410
>what are you talking about isnt this what all showers look like??
yes. in Brazil LMAO

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>>5675437
that better be you

>>5675331
Jerkoff

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>>5675448
bumping to remind newfigs what CTS looks like

It's been 10 minutes, where is OP?

>>5675482
i knew he was transformed into sopa de macaco

OP got fried

F

>>5675331
Post feminine looking male genitalia.

>>5675331
hey macaco come back here dont die yet

uma delicia did you die?

When the shower is delicia

>>5675410
guys its been like 3 hours.....i think he is kil

>>5675331
uma delicia dont leave us hanging

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>>5676054
no shit someone track him down and call the police
im deebly concerned for uma delicia

>>5675331

Those shitty water machines are dangerous, just saying. It's like people want to be electrocuted.

Was he actually brazilian or did we just get carried away with the uma delicia shit .

I think OP is dead.

>>5676063
ALL UNITS
be on the lookout for suspicious wet faggit that may have killed himself in the shower. over and out *ksshh* (le radio noiseXD)

>>5676076
someone said that the shower was in portugese
and we thought he is in brazil

>>5676084
what REALLY happened was that some dude said the shower was brazilian

>>5675410
>what are you talking about isnt this what all showers look like??

Nope!
I visited last month Trinidad and I haven't been there in a while but I noticed that some of the showers now have that shitty machine on it.

Also no those showers are not safe.
You can survive them, but that doesn't made it safe.

>>5676085
Is that actually portugese though

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>>5676098

Okay well I obviously didn't sleep properly because I forgot how to write.

>>5675331
wake up dead macaco guy

>>5676063
I'm worried though. What if he touched some non-insulated bit on a wire (that connection box actually concerned me) after my question about safety and got bitten by electric snake? As a kid, I learned that electricity exists while trying to connect a new phone but the voltages are sufficiently low there in a "Haha, it's ticklish"-"Ow, my arm is prickly now" way.
>>5676099
Worrying is not a reason to ignore dubs.

bolice here. we arrived just in time to give you showeranons fortune

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>5676210
That's sounds alright

>>5676819
yes i a greed. he is making a bolonie samwich an watching how i met your mother

>>5676850
BAZINGA!

>>5675331
How many butts do you have?

>>5675331

Is he dead?

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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>>5675477
dubs! wooh!
>>5675488
dubs! wooh!
>>5675544
dubs! wooh!
>>5676099
dubs! wooh!

>>5675331
pls b ok OP!!!!

>>5676901
I have read in another thread about somebody who was going to bed after a shower. But I forgot to check the time stamps, and, considering that people of such self-respecting board that is [s4s] would shower at least daily - it could have easily been anybody else.

So young and full of life,
Victim
to the hue shower,
Which many do not survive

Rest in peace,
My Brazilian flower.

>>5675331
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What makes you guys think he is Brazilian?

>>5677101
Those electric showerheads are mainly used in Brazil.