Story time

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>Once upon a time there was a man
>He came from a rich family, and got a great education
>His father gave him a small loan
>He went on and used this small loan to become one of the biggest names in America
>Once he was asked in the 80's/early 90's if he was going to run for president
>He wasn't for sure saying no
>Years passed as he watched Washington clog itself with corruption, greed, and stupidity.
>He decided something had to be done, he took a stand
>They took him as a joke at first, they said he could never win
>He surged in the polls, he crushed the GOP's, and then... just when everyone thought he met his match
>He won the election and the debates
>He never stopped tweeting
>He never stopped loosing
>This is the story of Flube, the 60th President of the United States of America