ducke
>>5671039
That's a swane
>>5671039
ducke
>>5671064
That's a lion!
I'd grab this platypus, inspect it carefully for any slimy, slippery holes ( do platypuses have v*ginas? ) and once located, I'd unzip my pants and reveal my hardened, pulsating member. I would show it to the platypus first, allow it to have a gander at the magnificent spectacle. Then I'd ram it firmly in that tight, slimy platyhole and cum deep into its platypus chambers. I'd keep it as my personal fleshlight (platlight, if you like). Anyway, I'll be right back, just going to the zoo to find a platypus, totally not related to this post in any way.
>>5671107
I don't think that platypuses work this way, don't they multiply through budding?
>>5671121
yeah they do, the only bird species to do so