>Be 12
>water balloon fight at friend's house
>friend's house is next to a busy road & slightly above it on a tiny cliff
>BadIdeaIncoming.mp3
>friend tells me we should throw water balloons at oncoming cars
>hide behind a bush near the edge of the cliff with a pile of ammo
>miss a couple times
>I see bright red truck in my sights
>throw water balloon
>driver's window is down
>ends up hitting the driver right in the face
>instantly panic but lowkey proud of that snipe
>driver nearly hits a stop sign and swerves
>car stops
>mfw he turns the car to my friend's street
>GottaGoFast.gif
>We run inside the house and pretend nothing happened
>driver knocks on door
>my friend's big sis answers the door
>turns out he was an off duty cop
>big sis plays it off like nothing happened
>tfw you dodge a bullet
>go back to being an arrogant 12 op
>>5667685
go back to >>>/r9k/ , you faggot!