epic rap battles of history

1v1 me bro

>>5663264
this image is bullshit, those girls are actually cute

you're gonna have to add about 100 lbs before I say that both those girls are desperate.
better add in some facial deformities too for good measure, I don't just mean acne scarring. better add in the whole 9 yards, add in a lazy eye (or fake eye, even better [or worse in this case lel]) make sure her nose is constantly snotting, gotta give her those ugly ass gauges and maybe a face or neck tattoo or two, dreadlocks on one (really nasty looking ones) and bald on the other...scratch that make the bald one have half her scalp have a burn injury and the other half grows hair, she tries to cover it up with some ugly ass skillrex hairdo but it just got totally fucked up
add all that, and maybe you'll start getting close to the male inverse of this image

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>5663327
Sorry for you but I'm actually cute~

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>>5663327
thanks

>>5663342
God it's so easy being a woman

>>5663264
>>5663327
I want to rub my vagina together with these qts

>>5663691
>>5663709
should i look for someone on a thing oriented board?