Hey folks. Just a quick announcement that dubs are now banned.

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>>5661445
I'll spend the night in your slammer

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dubs

Fuck the police

>>5661471
Watch your language please mister.

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>>5661465

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>>5661445
Reminder that:
1. Impersonation of a police officer is a crime
2. A police officer will never confiscate or insist you're carrying your dubs illegally, only check that you have them
3. Will follow all rules
4. Will remind you of the rules
5. Will present their badge when questioned on the legitimacy of post

Follow these guidelines to identify whether your officer is fake or real

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>>5661503
Right here, ma'am. Thank you for your concern.

>>5661503
That's fuckin bitch thinks she the police or somethne ?

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>>5661522
dubs

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>>5661522
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say won't matter cos you're going in the slammer buddo.

>>5661531
You're gay

>>5661552
As long as you're not black I'll let that slide.

>>5661531
Ohhhhh no police officer don't put me in the slammer ;(

>>5661572
I'll look the other way since you appear to be a first time offender. But don't let me catch you with dubs again, or Tyrone will be waiting for you in the doghouse.

>>5661578
Oki ya ugly assssssss BIIIAAAAATTTCCCHHH STRAIGHT OUT OF COMPTON

>>5661587
Well, I hope you like Tyrone. Oh, and don't drop the soap.

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>>5661594

I'm tired of the motherfucking jacking
Sweating my gang, while I'm chilling in the shack, and
Shining the light in my face, and for what?
Maybe it's because I kick so much butt
I kick ass -- or maybe cause I blast
On a stupid-ass nigga when I'm playing with the trigger
Of an Uzi or an AK
Cause the police always got something stupid to say
They put out my picture with silence
Cause my identity by itself causes violence
The E with the criminal behavior
Yeah, I'm a gangsta, but still I got flavor
Without a gun and a badge, what do ya got?
A sucker in a uniform waiting to get shot
By me, or another nigga
And with a gat it don't matter if he's smaller or bigger
(MC Ren: Size don't mean shit, he's from the old school fool)
And as you all know, E's here to rule
Whenever I'm rolling, keep looking in the mirror
And ears on cue, yo, so I can hear a
Dumb motherfucker with a gun
And if I'm rolling off the 8, he'll be the one
That I take out, and then get away
While I'm driving off laughing this is what I'll say

Fuck Tha Police
Fuck Tha Police
Fuck Tha Police
Fuck Tha Police

The verdict

The jury has found you guilty of being a redneck
White bread, chickenshit motherfucker
But wait, that's a lie! That's a god damn lie!
Get him out of here!
Get him the fuck out my face!
I want justice!
Out, right now!
Fuck you, you black motherfuckers!

Fuck Tha Police
Fuck Tha Police
Fuck Tha Police
Fuck Tha Police

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>>5661600
We've got a code green down here. Yep, code green. Poster appears to be in possesion of dubs and is showing unruly behaviour. Send down that backup please. Over.

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>>5661614
Fuck Tha Police
Fuck Tha Police
Fuck Tha Police
Fuck Tha Police

Pull your god damn ass over right now
Aww shit, now what the fuck you pullin me over for?
Cause I feel like it!
Just sit your ass on the curb and shut the fuck up
Man, fuck this shit
Aight, smartass, I'm taking your black ass to jail!

MC Ren, will you please give your testimony
To the jury about this fucked up incident?

Fuck the police and Ren said it with authority
Because the niggas on the street is a majority
A gang is with whoever I'm stepping
And the motherfucking weapon is kept in
A stash box, for the so-called law
Wishing Ren was a nigga that they never saw
Lights start flashing behind me
But they're scared of a nigga so they mace me to blind me
But that shit don't work, I just laugh
Because it gives them a hint not to step in my path
For police, I'm saying, "Fuck you punk!"
Reading my rights and shit, it's all junk
Pulling out a silly club, so you stand
With a fake-ass badge and a gun in your hand
But take off the gun so you can see what's up
And we'll go at it punk, and I'ma fuck you up!
Make you think I'mma kick your ass
But drop your gat, and Ren's gonna blast
I'm sneaky as fuck when it comes to crime
But I'ma smoke them now and not next time
Smoke any motherfucker that sweats me
Or any asshole that threatens me
I'm a sniper with a hell of a scope
Taking out a cop or two, they can't cope with me
The motherfucking villain that's mad
With potential, to get bad as fuck
So I'ma turn it around
Put in my clip, yo, and this is the sound
{*BOOM, BOOM*}
Yeah, something like that
But it all depends on the size of the gat
Taking out a police would make my day
But a nigga like Ren don't give a fuck to say

Fuck Tha Police
Fuck Tha Police
Fuck Tha Police
Fuck Tha Police

Yo man, what you need?
Police, open out!
Aww shit