How do I get hard without porn

>>5659405
hire a dominatrix to spit in my face and call me a faggot

i mean your face

>>5659408
Ya that sounds pretty promising but I can't do that I live with my parents still

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>>5659405
either huff your own ass stench or if you need to get hard for a girl try sniffing her ass or licking her feet

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u get hard in the paint

>>5659426
LEAVE U STANKIN NIBBA
WHAT THE FUCK U THANKIN NIBBA

>>5659405
Women

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idk it happens randomly
i rebember
>junior year
>giving back exams
>they dont bring them, you go pick them up at the teacher's desk
>in front of everybody of course
>be rock fucking hard
>Anon
>fuck

>>5659933
nice dubs but before I read your post can you tell me the source of your quotation?

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>5659405
TRY FUCKING WINNING AT ALL THE SPORTS AND AT EVERYTHING YOU DO YOU BODY LUSTING WHORE

>>5659405
Shit in my mouth like the disgusting FAGGOT I am

wiggle your hips so your dick slaps side to side

>>5659949
Interesting...

>>5659938
Hey who is this
Who posted this

Just think about boobles

dip yourself in carbonite
youll never be flaccid again

>>5659405
lately pain gets me off I start laughing and it's an annoying feel like being tickled but it feels good when it stops I feel really relieved