me in the streets vs me in the sheets

>>5658682
Me on the right

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>>5658686
haha you're a dog

>>5658682
Me on the left all the time.

>>5658770
what does tthis mean?

>>5658797
If you can't understand a simple meme I feel sorry for you
The answer is staring you in the face

>>5658807
someone's in a bad mood

>>5658797
Simple in the streets, abstract in the sheets.

>>5658807
what's the matter are u have your weird girl period out of your dick(female) LOL

>>5658817
The joke is that I went out of my way to choose two completely unrelated images and then pretend there is obvious meaning
>>5658819
That's not it at all philistine

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>>5658839
Coming from someone who deleted their post and remade it because they didn't think they explained their joke clearly enough. I'm a master of comedy, get that through your fucking skull. I understand all jokes.

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>>5658851
And I am the master of posting condescending posts accompanied by anime faces. Encroach on my territory again and I will get my penis into your skull via your eye socket.

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>>5658866
Good! Put your stupid bimbo cock anywhere you like you fucking jerk. I masturbated to your dumb slutty webms too. Nice digits by the way, faggot.

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>>5658875
I'll do exactly that, bitch and then I'll French kiss you on your dumb luscious lips. I think it's really fucking neat that you jerked your retarded cock at webms of me until ejaculating your stupid semen everywhere and I would like to give you a big fucking thank you.

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>>5658839
if it was so random and meaningless then why did I get it and think it was funny?

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>>5658903
My diagnosis: autism

>>5658913
can I prick your nipples with a needle dozens of times then suck the blood out?
I hate to be impertinent I just had to get that out

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>>5658916
I've never heard of this fetish before. I'll be your ferrous wet nurse.
I'll encapsulate with my arms and rock you to sleep as you feed on my sweet nourishment.

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>>5658894
Do it, I don't care! Don't flatter yourself, your stupid webms weren't even that good, It's just that they caught me off-guard. Like I would really search out dirty webms of some perverted asshole who remakes posts and uses pictures with tumblr filenames and dresses like a girl and jerks off on camera. You're the worst!

>>5658931
Who says things like this?! Disgusting...

>>5658931
y-yupiel sama~
>>5658947
when cts is aggressive is when she is the hottest

>>5658817
>>5658827
o wowe, the famous femdom(figsquisher) boy(girl) trap is being characteristically snarky. I am so very surprise. ,':^)

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carpal tunnel syndrome!!!!

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>>5658947
S-So you're telling me y-you didn't like my webms? you're a big meanie anon bakaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. I-I'll never make another webm again!

>>5658963
Konbanwa fellow benisgirl. pls flip up your skirt and show us your big juicy timezone~ ...also benis too

>>5658985
why do you want to know my timezone? how can i tell you in private? i will expose the benis but then you gotta do something for me :3

>>5658985
>>5658991
are you trying to dox me??? D:

I'm documenting this great meating of the tarps for the [s4s] history book. I think I'll call your chapter somethin' like "When Hairless met Sally".

qq. do girlbois prefer manly men, or other girlybois? asking for a friend :^)

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>>5659010
No, no. I just want to know what country you're in.
You can speak in private through a cts steam account I made steamcommunity.com/id/CTS-kun/
I've got a vide to show you that I've recorded at 60fps and want to slow down to 30 but xmedia recode is giving me a headache trying to figure out how to do it.

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>>5658985
H-Hey, I didn't mean to be that rude about it. The truth is...I do like your webms. They make me feel a little conflicted sometimes, afterwards especially. Maybe it's because sometimes I secretly wish I looked like a girl too, or at least a cute boy. It makes me feel conflicted about a lot of things. I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings...please make more webms!

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All of these sad animes make me want to ban anime.

>>5659023
i added you my account is kmfdm it took me so long to do this i couldn't verify my email without downloading the steam app but i remembered i had an old account i scrubbed so we can talk there you should totally show me that video though now and make it all worthwhile

>>5659078
It turns out the video is 120fps so I'm downloading imovie on my phone because it looks like every editing program except for adobe premier is incompetent at handling this high a frame rate except for this app. Send it soon

>>5659083
can i see the video too please

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>>5658682

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>>5659078
>>5659087
Here you are, slow motion benin!

>>5659108
Wh-Whoa...the way the foreskin keeps dragging over the head...that must feel nice.

How can I be like you?

>>5659108
Your penis head is well annointed with the oil, my love.

>>5659114
While you can't regrow what (((they))) took it's surprising how feminine the average person can become. Start by shaving all your body hair and putting on cute clothes.
>>5659121
It's not oil it's my precumme~

>>5659133
woke trap ubs

>>5659133
I have most of it shaved but my legs because they're really hard and embarrassing after. I think I might look a little feminine maybe, but I still don't feel cute, and I still doubt myself a lot. I'm sort of fat, but even besides that I still feel this way. I can't get cute clothes because I live with people and I don't have any money. When do I start feeling cute and happy?

>>5659165
Post pics of yourself here and if people say you're cute, you're cute.

>>5659195
U-Uh...I've never just posted pictures of my face before. I'd have to take a shower and reshave and everything if I wanted too. Would running a line across my eyes make it safe? I'm kind of scared...

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>>5659204
You're perfectly safe when mamma CTS is here to protect you

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>>5659216
G-Geez, when you say stuff like that...is there maybe just a way I can send a picture to you in private once I shower and try to clean up and stuff? I-I'm still pretty embarrassed...

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>>5659239
As mentioned earlier all pics can be sent in confidence to the official CTS steam account
steamcommunity.com/id/CTS-kun/

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>>5658931
>>5659216
p-please say nice comforting motherly things to me

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>>5659262
yoi are very mean and i would like it if you would leave

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>>5659565
It's okay sweetie. Now that I'm here nobody can hurt you anymore. Come sit on my lap and give mamma CTS a biiiiig hug. Awwww there we go, now you're snug as a bug in a rug.
>>5659575
In what way am I mean?

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Anime poster

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>>5659613
Th-Thanks mommy...

Everything's really gonna be okay? I don't have to worry or be sad anymore? Y-You won't let go, right?

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>>5659671
Yes it's true my dear, the only thing that matters right now is that you're here cuddling your mamma. You can sleep in your mother's bed for tonight so let's breathe softly together nice and toasty under the sheets and slowly drift off into dreamland with my your fingers curled in my hair. *kisses your forehead* goodnight my special boy.

>>5659685
do u have an image of spreading ur cheeks doggy. plz 4 the love of god my goddess. i wanna sacrifice millions of potential life in the name of u with a monster load

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>>5659700
here is butte but I really gotta go sleep now

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>>5659685
O-Okay mommy...I'm starting to feel a little better I think now. This feels really nice...

I love you, mommy. Goodnight...and, thank you.

>>5659737
What do chastity cages feel like?