Would you rather have dinner with a squid or with a kid?

>>5657980
me on the left

>>5657983
Me next to you

>>5657983
>>5657989

Me infront of you two next against the glass

I'd rather have dinner with a squid. Not some pillow with an image of an anthropomorphised squid on it. An actual, slippery squid. Then I'd take it home, light some candles to set the mood. Dim the lights a little. Then the fun would begin.

I'd start by fingering its slimy tentacles, before sucking each one intently and lovingly. Then I'd REALLY turn up the heat. I'd whip out my rock hard cock and force the poor squid to slobber on my sturdy member. I would rub its slime all around my pleasure stick like a fleshlight. But yeah good post anon

>>5657994
Me in the background slightly left of the middle starting to stand up.

>>5658011
*right

>>5657983
>>5657989
>>5657994
>>5658011
me slaving away in the kitchen since 6:00am this morning to fund my daughter's college education

>>5657980
would de date with da squid be unda da sea?

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lol

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>>5657980
it me lars von trier literal underdog

>>5658027
ahaha wagec*ck

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>>5657980
I want to FUCK ika musume

>>5658873
me blurry in the background

>>5659541
Me crouching under the camera, but you can sort of see my head at the bottom of the frame.

>>5658876
i want to RAISE Ika Musume as my daughter

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Why does Ika make sure all her Makfiles set "-lge" in LDFLAGS?

So that all her linker commands end by linking to libge.so!