Are you still a virgin, [s4s]?

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>>5649764
Does online role play count :^)

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>>5649764
You have been cursed by the giraffe witch of San Jose. You will forever be a virgin.

>>5649764
I'm not catholic like that, sir

Yeah I've had a plethora of sexual experiences, they're some of my favorite memories.

24 khv here

i cant be myself

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>>5649764
daily reminder that being a virgin is a very nice thing. sex is lewd, doing lewd things is rood. dont do rood thing, stay a virgin.

>>5649764
yeah but, I've been 18 for only a month now

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>>5649764
I am a pure grill who has not been sullied by the touch of another man. Perfect marriage material.

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>>5649964
but marriage wold mean you get sullied by another man. you sound too pure to even be married.

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>>5649964
carpal tunnel syndrome i want to sully you right now!

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>>5649964
>>5649977
i would totally marrry you too :3

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>>5649971
Of course a dominant man (or woman(male)) will get to sully me, that's his prerogative. I would become his property.
>>5649977 (dubs)
Peel off my wrapping paper and dig in~
You've got a pretty impressive jackhammer so you should be inside me in no time.

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>>5649996
I do.
You're legally obliged to marry me now

>>5650003
Pls, madame, that speech is what a gentleman can't describe, thankfully I am unemployed, take your notions of free ppl as property and proceed to euthanasia, pls

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>>5650003
that sounds very not nice and lewd. i take back what i said about you being pure.

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>>5650003
>>5650011
i will protect and care for you always in return you must give me your body to do with it as i please at any hour of the day starting with our honey moon where i will make you an honest woman

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pshhh virgin posting

virgin tonic

>>5649764
Why do you keep asking everyday?

i'll give you two guesses

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>>5650033
I don't know what you're talking about. If you're construing anything lewd from my posts it's just a machination of your dirty mind.
>>5650042
Give you my body? It's already yours~ You've taken me by force.
Use your hips to forge inside me the heart of a woman, your woman!

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ENOUGH. ENOUGH. ENOUGH. GET YOUR STUPID ERPING SELVES OUT OF MY THREAD.

does it count as sex if u jerk off to ur waifu exclusively

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>>5649766
Dubs! Wooh!
>>5649977
Dubs! Wooh!
>>5650011
Dubs! Wooh!
>>5650033
Dubs! Wooh!
>>5650066
Dubs! Wooh!

>>5649964
>pure
>girl

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH XD

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>>5650060
i'm going to have take you many times before the night is through just to make sure we're good and consummated i hope you're up for it

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>>5650082
You might stir up my insides so much I become a shivering mess from repeated dry orgasms, just like a real girl.
It might even be possible for you to get me ass-pregnant that way!
Take me from behind until your sweaty body collapses on top of mine and we lie there panting like wild dogs.

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>>5650082
>>5650112
I SAID GET OUT. GET OUT. GET OUT. GET OUT. GET OUT. GET OUT. GET OUT. GET OUT. GET OUT. GET OUT.

disgusting fag shit

Your fortune: Good Luck

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>>5650082
>>5650112
Who evr runz de anime company I want dem exposed

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>>5650112
i will claim you as my own and make you scream my name so everyone knows it and when i am done you will sleep for days just don't expect me to stop for that long

I guess I don't really care that much about ERPing namefigs derailing a shitty /r9k/ thread
whatever

>>5650158
If that's the case we should book a remote hotel for out honeymoon or all the other guests will be able to hear every intricate detail from my screaming lungs~
Of course you have every right to violate me in my sleep, we shall have special wedding vows that contractually makes it so I have to consent no matter the circumstance n_ns

>>5650170
i will buy you whatever hotel you want as long as you make it up to me when we get there i don't think you'll need to bring more than one change of clothes since you won't be wearing any

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>>5650170
>>5650205
STOP. STOP. pls god, j-just stop...just leave my thread alone

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>>5650205
I can imagine the moment our hotel room door closes you immediately pounce on me and strip me bare so you have unadulterated access to every part of you new wife.
Time has flew by and it's already 2am. I'd really love to talk more but I've got to get up tomorrow. Goodnight~
Also what timezone are you in?

>tfw successful in almost every aspect of my life except the fact I've never had an intimate or sexual experience
>tfw debating simply asking my friends for help since they know

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No, but that doesn't mean I have a GF

im will ddie vigene

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>5650224
you wouldn't be able to stop me i would be like a wild animal good night and talk again soon my timezone is unique to my area i can't say it here

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Hell no.

>>5649964
This

>>5649766
Dubs, so it counts.

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>>5650310
Fufu we should talk in an environment where you can say it then

Virgin olive oil?

>tfw no gf

>>5650231
what do you mean help? are you going to fuck your friends anon?

>>5649764
Depends on who a virgun is :)
If it is who I am I am virgun :D

>>5649964
you mean Grill(male)

>>5651623
"Are" or "Are covered in"?

>>5649764
Not in the 2D omnivetse