if you had to kill yourself immediately how would you do it? Personally I'd rip my head off via pure anger
>>5648390
i'd try to twist my neck
I'd just go in the Mackerel Machine
>>5648390
I would slit my throat with an edgy toilet paper.
Gay suffocation.
>>5648390
I feel it is required I tell you a method I acturally picked up from this site
>>collect morphine and candy
>>go to you're local elementary school
>>get to the roof
>>eat the morphine while stufffing every hole in on or around your body with candy
>>cut yourself open
>>wrap your guts around the flagpole
>>jump off the roof
this is a patented method known as the "pinata" and should only be attempted by professionals.