No seriously, I'm not kidding here. My name is Jason and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lives who spend every second of their day wishing they could be the next forced 4chan meme. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, do any of you know the basic concept of comedy? Every day I come to this shitty board, the first thing I see is "le epic kek XDDD". No effort, no thought, just unfunny randomness. I know why you come here. We all know you're miserable as fuck and angry at the world and posting top keks, hogs, and anime girls are only temporary escapism from your miserable gloomy reality. You're just miserable - it's just like I said. By doing this you try to hide your own problems. So, do the world a favor and kill yourself. Thanks for reading
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>>5647887
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>>5647887
Nice b8
>>5647887
The problem, OP, is...
>>5647898
Can someone explain to me the point of this board. I look at the catalog and it's pure faggotry, like you misspell animals names or just replace the name with a vaguely similar animal, is that the type of shit that makes you laugh? Did you fucking leave the sixth grade?
I know moot made this board as april fool's joke, still I don't get why he kept it? Yeah I GET IT, you're trying to be ironic and I guess take the piss out of reddit culture? But irony/satire only works when you're in the face of the person you're satirizing.
But this board is a fucking echo chamber of shit posting and the fact that there are namefags on this board proves you faggots are past the point of irony. You've become what you were originally satirizing. Do you find it cathartic? I dont get it.
Just look at the catalog, does a single, one fucking thread make any sense.
No.
If you guy's were really contained and sort of like a snow-globe of shit, I wouldn't care. But now I cant even go to my fucking home board without seeing shit like
>tbh
>smh
>fam
>imo
Thats all this board has done, fucking permeate shitposting to the rest of the boards. I hope hiro fucking sees through your incessant faggotry and deletes this board for good. I'm already working on a thread on /qa/ to point out that problem. In the meantime plebbiters, enjoy your shitposting, it wont last.
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>>5647887
Shut up and go give these big tatas to your boyfriend Tyrone Latrell
>>5648385
Kill yourself cuck faggot
>>5647887
I didn't read your post, but I did imagine Jason farting
>>5648416
Niggerlover bald hipster, youre already dead inside you piece of garbage!!!!
>>5648494
You're the cuck thinking about Tyrone, faggot.
you are ugly