wake up, eat, work, shit, fap, get drunk, pass out. repeat until death

I am incapable of having a real gf because it's too much work. I already struggle enough with work and education. I don't think I'd be able to be there for her. I wouldn't want to spend my time or money on her, it would be too stressful. And it would be really akward to have sex too.
My dick is pretty much numb so I'd look bored during sex and I'm on antidepressants that cause delayed ejaculation so that makes it nearly impossible for me to cum. She'd probably feel really bad about that, like she's inadequate or something. It would just be a complicated mess.

>>5647594
Literally my life except I don't drink

fart, also fart

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>>5647600
drinking makes it better because you die quicker also it makes you retarded enough to laugh at stupid shit and when you laugh you forget your pain