How do I get a gf

sell heroin

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

be friends with a girl and then ask her out, i think

>>5642040
Are you sure

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>>5642058
I've done this twice, both times were a no. One thought I was gay and the other asexual

>>5642076
well thats just what happens
thats how u get a gf but sometimes it doesnt work

be attractive, thats what I do

>>5642111
this also helps
(checking those trips btw)

>>5642076
Maybe you need a bf then

you have to get enough repeating digits. if you do, kami will bless you with a gf

>>5642076
Sounds like you need be more aggressive and less of a bum chum Lol

be confident in yourself and remove any insecurities you have.

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>>5642038
getting a gf is easy just focus on being your very best first!

>>5642644
dubs! wooh!

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>gf
no eggs no seggs

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>>5642038
join a mixed yoga class and get a yummy mummy with a nice bummy

buy her a clydesdale and a year of stable rent

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>>5642038
smuchu

>>5642692

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we talking western feminist or unicorn?

>>5642038
don't bother, it will only end in your suffering

>>5642038
I want to FUCK Mouko's vagine but first i want to 69 with her while her sweaty ass is right in my fucking face jesus christ holy fuck i want to sniff her goddamn ass and lick her pussy jesus christ i am horny.
if she was really real in real life existence i would pay like one THOUSAND dollar just to FUCK HER PUUSY right in the pussy to be quite fucking goddamn honest to be tbh FUCK

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>>5642700
dubs! wooh!