Are you a virgin, [s4s]?

>>5641767
yes

>>5641767
yes

>>5641767
yes

s-x is for gays and losers but men cannot be virgins

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>>5641767 does sonic count?

Nope

Yes.

yes
>>5641800
nice dubs

of course

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>>5641767

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>>5641767
y

>>5641767
going for wizardry, almost there

nope

>>5641767
im training on le ebin path of arch magus

no but i haven't gotten laid in 10 years so it's kind of worse

>be me

>190cm (6'3) talk

>Broad shoulders, athletic physique

>somewhat handsome face

>8/10

never had any interest in sex besides biological urges (only ever kissed a girl bc peer pressure when younger)

>>5642157
how did you get this quote of me?

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no :3

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[s4s] has entered my life too much for that. This place has warped my mind for the better to the point where the idea of partaking in any kind of lewd act like that revolts me. Discarding the frivolous aspects of your life is one of the first steps towards reaching postironic nirvana.

>>5642382
Yeah... I've noticed I've been fapping a lot less since I got here. I have to schedule fap sessions now so I don't forget. It's important to not get cancer...

>>5642389
That's really funny to me. I've been on [s4s] for years, but before [s4s] I was on /b/ a lot, and if you spend time on /b/, you tend to masturbate with some frequency because even if you aren't that horny, you get exposed to a lot of porn and at some point you're bound to see something that arouses you and jack off. However, I noticed after being on [s4s] for a while that this board never causes me to masturbate and because of that it definitely happened less frequently. Hilarious.

>>5642367
wow can i save this kawaii jpg

>>5642406
Yeah, that is pretty funny. Not like [s4s] is bad or any thing, everyone here has been helping me be positive and frown upon bullying, not just that but also give more of an effort towards my life. I'm actually going somewhere now and actually willing to hone my drawing skills again........ [s4s] is rly amazing.

>>5642427
That's literally what this board is here for you essentially just validated its entire existence.

>>5642438
It's weird... It's not what I expected when I came here but so much more. The overall positive attitude makes me wanna give back too. But now I've got a job so I can only rly do so at certain times. I suspect this is the case for a lot of nice anons here as you can tell that there's far more rudeposting than noceposting during work hours.

>>5642455
Well the people that don't have jobs tend to sit around in their own misery for longer periods of time and unfortunately they also use the internet as an outlet for their frustration. But not always.

>>5642462
That is legitimately awful. Being nice is literally the only way to go. I really wish they didn't see niceposting as roleplaying or whatever their excuse is for not being nice, everyone deserves to be happy.

>>5642470
I think it's difficult to imagine that people are being genuinely nice and positive when your own worldview is shaped by pain and misery and you have difficulty actually feeling nice or positive about anything.

Sex is for the weak

>>5642474
I felt that way up until highschool but then I realized that I'm the one at fault, not the world. I was able to make friends much more easily like that...... I hope they come to the same conclusion. It's really the best for your health.

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>>5641767
Why are you worried about this so much? I suppose you're that anon who asks about it every other day. Okay, let me get defensive here for a moment and hopefully that will stop your worries.

What is a male virginity from a physical standpoint? Does a part of your dick break off? No. And it's equally pointless from a mental or psychological standpoint: having accidentally shagged your classmate or a prostitute then going without sex for years doesn't make you any more sexually experienced than a virgin; it doesn't invalidate you as a person. It's a thing cultivated by modern popular media that being a virgin is somehow a flaw when any pre-sexual revolution, any traditional creeds viewed it as a virtue.

>>5642480
That's the thing, those realizations come with time. It's what growing up is all about. Figuring out your own faults and how to deal with them. Or not dealing with them. And then you get /r9k/

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>>5642427
this is nice post

i'm going to spend 40 hours a day roleplaying being le nice and being deliberately obnoxious in stating pop-psych nonsense pretending i think all mean people are unbalanced or deeply disturbed and can't possibly just be trying to be funny or bored on the off chance that someone somewhere might be bothered by it at which point i will call my mom and tell her it's time to feel proud because i just baited another punk on the internet and it was totally epic

>>5642497
Your post was predicted btw

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>>5642501
i know that's the point i'm making idiot

>>5642486
I guess you're right. Nothing we can rly do about it.

>>5642490
Bury pink saved my life.

>>5642505
Listen close to what I say 'cause this types of shit happens every day

>>5642510
>Nothing we can rly do about it.
We're doing what we can do about it already. We're just being friendly and nice on a nice board. Most people can't sustain negativity for very long without it starting to affect them.

I only do anal so I can remain pure

>>5642518
Oh yeah lal.

>>5642522 (Dubs)
Yuji Sakai is my're friend

only the pure post here

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>>5642511
percocets molly percocets

>>5641767
yes

>>5643211
dubs, nice

>>5641767
yes

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I might as well be, I had sex 58 times in highschool and freshman year of college. I'm now 35 and haven't been laid since that. I just spend all my time coding and not going out. :^), at least I have money.

>>5643251
Well if you have money you really have no excuse

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>>5643244
dubs! wooh!

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>>5642550
*woof*!!!

>>5641767
Yes LOLE...

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>>5643262