Seems an awful waste...
I mean, with the price of meat
What it is,
When you get it,
If you get it...?
Bus'ness never better using only pussy and loads!
And a pussy's good for maybe six or seven at the most!
And I'm sure they can't compare as far as taste!
The history of the world, my sweet
Is who gets eaten, and who gets to eat!
But fortunately, it's also clear
That ev'rybody goes down well with beer!
Have charity towards the world, my pet!
Yes, yes, I know, my love!
We'll take the customers that we can get!
High-born and low, my love!
We'll not discriminate great from small!
No, we'll serve anyone,
Meaning anyone,
And to anyone At all!