Great Emu War

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>be me 100 year old great emu war veteran
>my grandson asks me if I want to take a trip to the outback with
>great emu war flashbacks triggered
>I start to have flash back of emu's charging at us
>emu's are so fast the bullets disintegrate in air
>Me and my friend are charged by a big albino emu we'll call him usain dolt
>the car flips over and I can hear him shouting anon save me
>all along it was usain mimicking his voice while eating his heart out
>I snap back to reality as my grandson is repeating my
>"oh what steve"
>"do you want to take a trip to the outback"
>I reluctantly agree but I do it for my
>he packs a bottle of water and other necessities
>meanwhile I'm am bringing all my emu war trinkets and weapons one musnt forget the dangers of the outback
>once me and my grandson enter the destert it all comes flooding back
>I get flash backs of the great emu horde and their cheiftan usain dolt wearing my friends skin as a suit as they charge towards me with machine guns strapped to their backs
>believing I was outnumbered reinforcements arrived and start shooting at the emu's the great battle had
>"grandpa"?
>"oh I'm terribly sorry steve"
>we keep hiking and observing nature when all of a sudden I see him usain dolt preparing to spirit bomb me and my grandson
>this is impossible usain should be dead flash backs ensue
> the great battle was on and all of a sudden I was back in my memories me and usain charge eachother
>usain gains the upper hand and when I'm down he starts to choke me whith his telekinetic emu
>knowing this is the end for me i pull out a grenade and set it off usain try to run away but I keep him
>i whisper in usains ear "we end this how it started together"
>the grenade goes off but I still live usains rock hard body shielded be from the blast as a result I lose an arm and a eye
>"grand dad grand dad what do we do"
>"listen steve run i will handle him"