Fuck you Days Inn

Nigger hips, no hot

who was in the wrong here

u soo hilariouse 2 me taco kid :]

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Ayy, gurl. Wanna smoke a little somethin'?

>>5623869
simpletons are amused by simple things

>>5623527
my penis hurt.

>>5623933
'ts the beauty of taco kid. no pretension to impress. just a dude tellin it like it is. parsimony. economy of content. no effort to force or to gain favor. just one trailblazer that gets on the nerves of the inferior. infuriates the ol boys' club business as usual. bury as usual. bury bear bitch appearing every day in a panicked attempt to 'remind' those who are indifferent. to throw mediocrity in the face of those who seek disparate memetic modalities. & then u go back & check on yr fourth hecka-meta empty thread & wonder why it still doesn't "take". cause yr not in-tune with the human condition. you're too far gone & assuming that your audience is too. but we're not. sometimes it's nice to settle into a good ol taco kid thread. girls truckz & grub. 'tsnot even my scene, but taco kid invites us all into his world. & It's working. & It drives u mad. stay mad, stay meta, repeat yr perpetual mistake. taco kid's appeal rouses a vague jealousy in your solar plexus that you'll never admit to. But it's there & we all see it. ..... luv u taco kid

>>5623966
simpletons are amused by simple things

>>5623995
WOOH i win. one of the EXACT replies i expected! yea thing is im a literal genious & yr not so u cannot be reasonably expected to gain any sort of upper hand in this matter. i just CRUSHT yr ass like a tin can on the damm side walk

~holds liter up in solidarity w/ taco kid~

taco kid, taco kid ~to the tune of the glade plugin jingle~

>>5623527
>>5623814
no bad words please

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FUCKING Cincinnati was bitch interstate closed have go around fucking detour.
They have bad heroin prob there if you want heroin go there.

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1,100 miles 2 days not bad.

>>5624789
why r u sugges if it bad?????????????// plz my child ren looke upe 2 u

>>5624789
Hey come to Cheviot I'll be your heroin dealer

taco kid shuld mi chrldren use him 4 hero rolemodel??????
>>5624824

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>>5624830
Least I work for my $
I know truck drivers are shit.
We're just the ones who deliver your
Food+ other things you want.
Most these guys mom+dad wish they had flushed them @ BIRTH TBQH

>>5624852
do u think self driving cars/truck will affected the trucker industry at some point?

>>5624872
No, we don't have enough time for that.

>>5623527
goback to larry the cable guy subreddit taco

>>5625117
fart on my dick

>>5624872
I have thought about that not shure.
Like I mostly do flatbeds
Who will load them guess shipper.
However some time straps chains ect need b adjusted + tightened during transit.
Who does that.
Good question however.
, eventually I'm sure all our jobs will be taken by technology and the world will be unemployed

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>>5623527

H-Huh? You say you've never seen a vagina before? And how old are you? Pfffffffft, Anon, time to fix that! Close your eyes for a second, aaaaaand ;

H-HERE!

HAHAHAAAHAAH
J-Jeez, Anon, You should've seen the look on Your face! It's just fat with a hole in it, Anon. Does it really excite You THAT much? Of course it does, what a stupid question, that r-raging erection in your pants answers everything. Might aswell let you lick it, heck! Put Your whole tongue in there! Just be gentle, Anon. Heck, even touch my boobs, squirt them,do what you want with them, Anon. Jeezus fucking Christ i'm so wet. Would You mind if you plugged your penis in t-there? I-I'm sorry if this is too much for you, after all, this is the first time You've seen a vagina in your life! Besides when you got out of your mother's. After this can you put your cock in my mouth? I want to lick every single d-drop cum remaining. Give me your pleasure, Anon. I want every drip of your cum inside my mouth! I want to have your babies, Anon. Heck i can even give You anal, everything for my lovely Anon~ Just don't let anyone see Us or We're both in trouble~

So now that we finished THAT, what do You plan on doing to me Anon, I'm all yours, just don't forget to be gentle. For some odd reason my tits are hard, would You like to suck on them, Anon?~
I really didn't know how perverted I was, Anon. It feels w-wonderful to be penetrated by such a r-rockhard cock, I wish We c-could do this forever, I really feel like there's something b-b-b-between us, I'll do anything for my beautiful Anon. I'll server his cock for the rest of his life, I always wanted your cock, Anon, I was stalking you, Waiting until this day, when You penetrated my vagina, It feels so good, I can't stop, I require more cum, Will You please my desires, A-Anon?~

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my dudes but thes r entire sentences how am i spossed to deal

>>5626014
Hey poopboi can you tell us a meme? I love those.

>>5626630
my services aint free and no of fence butt u dont look like u cn affor

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>>5626654
You

>>5623527
hey niggers i was thinking of bumping my own thread

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>>5626654
Put the memes in the bad you capitalist swine!

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Look this what room looked like on there web site.

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This what I got :(

>>5627908
of course it's going to be darker during the night you absolute hecking asshat
you are like 50 years old or something how do you not understand the day and night cycle yet hole jabroni you are not the brightest star in the sky

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>>5627916
Day+night had nothing do with it.
FUCKING microwave didn't work.
What they considerd breakfast was cereal+doughnuts. :(
WTF!!!! $$$$