Break character for one second, [s4s]. Are you still a virgin?

>>5621060
>Break character for one second
Alright. I'm unironically telling you to go to >>>/r9k/

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I am a 20 year old college student with a job, been told I'm moderately attractive. I have had one sexual experience but it was just me pleasuring a girl's clit with my tongue. Never got any succ because I thought of an excuse to leave when she offered. Now, thanks to an injury, I am a soulless, numb-dicked virgin.

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>>5621070
I am a 20 year old college student with a job, been told I'm moderately attractive. I have had one sexual experience but it was just me pleasuring a girl's clit with my tongue. Never got any succ because I thought of an excuse to leave when she offered. Now, thanks to an injury, I am a soulless, numb-dicked virgin.

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>>5621075
I am a 20 year old college student with a job, been told I'm moderately attractive. I have had one sexual experience but it was just me pleasuring a girl's clit with my tongue. Never got any succ because I thought of an excuse to leave when she offered. Now, thanks to an injury, I am a soulless, numb-dicked virgin.

lol nope i love banging whores tbqh
idc if it's low class or dangerous yolo

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>>5621077
I am a 20 year old college student with a job, been told I'm moderately attractive. I have had one sexual experience but it was just me pleasuring a girl's clit with my tongue. Never got any succ because I thought of an excuse to leave when she offered. Now, thanks to an injury, I am a soulless, numb-dicked virgin.

>>5621060
I just want to say I am a 20 year old college student with a job, been told I'm moderately attractive. I have had one sexual experience but it was just me pleasuring a girl's clit with my tongue. Never got any succ because I thought of an excuse to leave when she offered. Now, thanks to an injury, I am a soulless, numb-dicked virgin.

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>>5621081
I am a 20 year old college student with a job, been told I'm moderately attractive. I have had one sexual experience but it was just me pleasuring a girl's clit with my tongue. Never got any succ because I thought of an excuse to leave when she offered. Now, thanks to an injury, I am a soulless, numb-dicked virgin.

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>>5621060
imblying it's a character...

L-lole

is this a copypasta or one of those everyone reply the same thing spontaneously threads?
idc either way i just need to know

yes. am i breaking character if I do it ironically though?

Your fortune: Good Luck

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>>5621089
I am a 20 year old college student with a job, been told I'm moderately attractive. I have had one sexual experience but it was just me pleasuring a girl's clit with my tongue. Never got any succ because I thought of an excuse to leave when she offered. Now, thanks to an injury, I am a soulless, numb-dicked virgin.

>>5621091
the latter

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>>5621090
I am a 20 year old college student with a job, been told I'm moderately attractive. I have had one sexual experience but it was just me pleasuring a girl's clit with my tongue. Never got any succ because I thought of an excuse to leave when she offered. Now, thanks to an injury, I am a soulless, numb-dicked virgin.
>>5621091
I am a 20 year old college student with a job, been told I'm moderately attractive. I have had one sexual experience but it was just me pleasuring a girl's clit with my tongue. Never got any succ because I thought of an excuse to leave when she offered. Now, thanks to an injury, I am a soulless, numb-dicked virgin.
>>5621092
I am a 20 year old college student with a job, been told I'm moderately attractive. I have had one sexual experience but it was just me pleasuring a girl's clit with my tongue. Never got any succ because I thought of an excuse to leave when she offered. Now, thanks to an injury, I am a soulless, numb-dicked virgin.
>>5621096
I am a 20 year old college student with a job, been told I'm moderately attractive. I have had one sexual experience but it was just me pleasuring a girl's clit with my tongue. Never got any succ because I thought of an excuse to leave when she offered. Now, thanks to an injury, I am a soulless, numb-dicked virgin.

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>>5621098
I am a 20 year old college student with a job, been told I'm moderately attractive. I have had one sexual experience but it was just me pleasuring a girl's clit with my tongue. Never got any succ because I thought of an excuse to leave when she offered. Now, thanks to an injury, I am a soulless, numb-dicked virgin.

no i'm not a virgin, i've only had sex with one person and i had a lot of sex with them for a year, but that was like 5 years ago and i haven't done anything with anyone since then.

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>>5621107
Please fuck off >>>/r9k/

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>>5621107
D-DON'T LIE

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>>5621107
no i'm not a virgin, i've only had sex with one person and i had a lot of sex with them for a year, but that was like 5 years ago and i haven't done anything with anyone since then.
>>5621103
I am a 20 year old college student with a job, been told I'm moderately attractive. I have had one sexual experience but it was just me pleasuring a girl's clit with my tongue. Never got any succ because I thought of an excuse to leave when she offered. Now, thanks to an injury, I am a soulless, numb-dicked virgin.
>>5621118
D-DON'T LIE

>>5621115
pls fug off back to >>>rude/b/oard

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I am a 20 year old college student with a job, been told I'm moderately attractive. I have had one sexual experience but it was just me pleasuring a girl's clit with my tongue. Never got any succ because I thought of an excuse to leave when she offered. Now, thanks to an injury, I am a soulless, numb-dicked virgin.

>>5621060
i stuck my dick in some kind of jelly candle before

cool thread

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I am a 20 year old college student with a job, been told I'm moderately attractive. I have had one sexual experience but it was just me pleasuring a girl's clit with my tongue. Never got any succ because I thought of an excuse to leave when she offered. Now, thanks to an injury, I am a soulless, numb-dicked virgin.

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I am a 20 year old college student with a job, been told I'm moderately attractive. I have had one sexual experience but it was just me pleasuring a girl's clit with my tongue. Never got any succ because I thought of an excuse to leave when she offered. Now, thanks to an injury, I am a soulless, numb-dicked virgin.

poopoo peepee XD XD XD

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>>5621143
lol

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>>5621149
lol

>>5621149
stupid ass faggot

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>>5621155
dubs nice

>>5621158
lick a nigga's shit-encrusted toenails

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>>5621158
I am a 20 year old college student with a job, been told I'm moderately attractive. I have had one sexual experience but it was just me pleasuring a girl's clit with my tongue. Never got any succ because I thought of an excuse to leave when she offered. Now, thanks to an injury, I am a soulless, numb-dicked virgin.
>>5621149
I am a 20 year old college student with a job, been told I'm moderately attractive. I have had one sexual experience but it was just me pleasuring a girl's clit with my tongue. Never got any succ because I thought of an excuse to leave when she offered. Now, thanks to an injury, I am a soulless, numb-dicked virgin.
>>5621152
I am a 20 year old college student with a job, been told I'm moderately attractive. I have had one sexual experience but it was just me pleasuring a girl's clit with my tongue. Never got any succ because I thought of an excuse to leave when she offered. Now, thanks to an injury, I am a soulless, numb-dicked virgin.

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that tfw when you make a serious post and people joke about it

guys please stop this is not ok u r harrassing me!!!

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>>5621159
I am a 20 year old college student with a job, been told I'm moderately attractive. I have had one sexual experience but it was just me pleasuring a girl's clit with my tongue. Never got any succ because I thought of an excuse to leave when she offered. Now, thanks to an injury, I am a soulless, numb-dicked virgin.

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>>5621161
I am a 20 year old college student with a job, been told I'm moderately attractive. I have had one sexual experience but it was just me pleasuring a girl's clit with my tongue. Never got any succ because I thought of an excuse to leave when she offered. Now, thanks to an injury, I am a soulless, numb-dicked virgin.

>>5621162
y'all a bitch ass bitch and shit

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>>5621168
I am a 20 year old college student with a job, been told I'm moderately attractive. I have had one sexual experience but it was just me pleasuring a girl's clit with my tongue. Never got any succ because I thought of an excuse to leave when she offered. Now, thanks to an injury, I am a soulless, numb-dicked virgin.
>>5621167
same dude

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>>5621167
I am a 20 year old college student with a job, been told I'm moderately attractive. I have had one sexual experience but it was just me pleasuring a girl's clit with my tongue. Never got any succ because I thought of an excuse to leave when she offered. Now, thanks to an injury, I am a soulless, numb-dicked virgin.

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>>5621174
I am a 20 year old college student with a job, been told I'm moderately attractive. I have had one sexual experience but it was just me pleasuring a girl's clit with my tongue. Never got any succ because I thought of an excuse to leave when she offered. Now, thanks to an injury, I am a soulless, numb-dicked virgin.

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talk about asking personlel questions

>>5621161
lole don't worry about it friend, it's just for funnes. i don't think any less of u.

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>>5621177
nice dubs
and wtf r u me lole

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>>5621177
sup dude why you so mad right now

>>5621177
>DoubleDubs
lol

>>5621060
im 27 virgin ayy ridin high in the golden age of depravity keepin in low key no burden of pregnant degredation to lower my individual vision, dream of my own life. Get rekt if you're prenis took over your brain. Enjoy all that comes with being a couch potato beer gut soccer mom marrying slut of your own lonely emotions dad, ya cunt.

I'm a solo project, and it feels fuckin good.

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>>5621184
I am a 20 year old college student with a job, been told I'm moderately attractive. I have had one sexual experience but it was just me pleasuring a girl's clit with my tongue. Never got any succ because I thought of an excuse to leave when she offered. Now, thanks to an injury, I am a soulless, numb-dicked virgin.

>>5621183
sup dude why you so mad right now?

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>>5621185
I am a 20 year old college student with a job, been told I'm moderately attractive. I have had one sexual experience but it was just me pleasuring a girl's clit with my tongue. Never got any succ because I thought of an excuse to leave when she offered. Now, thanks to an injury, I am a soulless, numb-dicked virgin.

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>>5621190
I am a 20 year old college student with a job, been told I'm moderately attractive. I have had one sexual experience but it was just me pleasuring a girl's clit with my tongue. Never got any succ because I thought of an excuse to leave when she offered. Now, thanks to an injury, I am a soulless, numb-dicked virgin.

>>5621180
no its not this is making me seriously mad!!! i am literally shaking right now

>>5621193
it's okay fam you can have sex if you really want to

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>>5621195
I am a 20 year old college student with a job, been told I'm moderately attractive. I have had one sexual experience but it was just me pleasuring a girl's clit with my tongue. Never got any succ because I thought of an excuse to leave when she offered. Now, thanks to an injury, I am a soulless, numb-dicked virgin.

>>5621195
lol

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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>>5621196
I am a 20 year old college student with a job, been told I'm moderately attractive. I have had one sexual experience but it was just me pleasuring a girl's clit with my tongue. Never got any succ because I thought of an excuse to leave when she offered. Now, thanks to an injury, I am a soulless, numb-dicked virgin.

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>>5621198
LOL

>>5621060
poop

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>>5621200
>00
nice

>>5621196
NO I CAN'T. I'M A LOSER, A PATHETIC LOSER. I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT MYSELF IN THE MIRROR. SHUT UP. SHUT UP ALL OF YOU. YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF ARROGANT, ENTITLED BASTARDS.

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>>5621212

>>5621200
That's for Cynthia, who's dead

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This is my gf

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>>5621221
This is your gf

>>5621212
lol you've never had sex

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>>5621224
I am a 20 year old college student with a job, been told I'm moderately attractive. I have had one sexual experience but it was just me pleasuring a girl's clit with my tongue. Never got any succ because I thought of an excuse to leave when she offered. Now, thanks to an injury, I am a soulless, numb-dicked virgin.

>>5621115
how the fuck is not being a virgin /r9k/?
it's the exact opposite
literally kill yourself unironically

>>5621230
I am a 50 year old baker lady that likes to shim chap the booble crimplins

>>5621232
/r9k/ is facebook-lite
also pls don't curse

>>5621232
seriousposting is /r9k/, newfig. This is the irony board.
>unironically
this word is why you need to leave lol

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>>5621233
dubs

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#Daily reminder spam is not allowed

>>5621224
SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP

>>5621232
wanting someone to die is not a simple thing to wish my friend, although it seems you understand that what you're saying and the entire syntactical discourse of the internet is irrelevant

>>5621240
this was the irony board, we surpassed irony like 3 years ago, stop being a newfriend we're in a completely unironic era

>>5621060
>>>/r9k/

>>5621240
who are you qouting? Also, I think you have [s4s] confused with /s4s/. /s4s/ is the ironic board, [s4s] is far more mature

>>5621245
can you stop already? It's fine when you try to oppose /pol/ stuff, but now you're just being anti-fun

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lol

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good thread, i'm listing all the posts for easier navigation

>>5621262
swag swag swag swag

>>5621261
go back to >>>/pol/

>>5621268
god's work

>>5621270
did you even read my post?

>>5621268
thanks :^) now the thread is so much easier to read

>>5621274
>>>/cgl/

>>5621274
no lol

>>5621277
DUBS!!!!!!!!!!!!! checked, nice job

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this is a high-quality thread m8s xD

>>5621281
stinky frenetta burpes

every post in this thread was me including the OP

>>5621290
same

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me 3

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DUBS
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>>5621310
BUTT STRUCKER

>>5621261
thats not even the namefig lol

just checking in on the status of this thread and how far its progressed

>>5621060
literally poop

>>5621331
some of us aren't virgins and the virgins got really mad about it, A++ thread

>>5621335
newfig

>>5621335
oy mate bein a guy who aint had sex aint nothin to laff about, it just means you havent felt a certain way about a person yet.

Maybe some of us got bigger fish to fry, rather than the sitcom romantic bs programming yall got sucked into that got you a kid and a 41k to worry about

>>5621060
No not a virgin. I do spend all my free time online and I am a classic loser type. I'm severely addicted to online chess and will play for 8 hours straight.

>>5621335
Actually this thread got funposted hard because the OP said to break character and [s4s] is not for seriousposting
>>5621354
>>>/r9k/

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>14 posters

BWAK BWAAAK BWUUAAK BWAK BWAK BUWWAAAAKKKK BUWAAAAK HAHAHAHA

>>5621343
lol you've never had sex
>>5621349
i don't care about it but some people apparently get upset about it so this thread is taking advantage of that, literally learn to stop replying to things dumbo lol

>>5621356
who u quoting
>>5621355
nice dubs

>>5621355
that feel when you don't understand [s4s] at all but you keep acting like you do
nice dubs btw

>>5621354
online chess you say, sounds fun

you must be pretty good

go to any real tournaments yet?

>>5621366
dubs nice

>>5621364
nigga you think i care what im posting you best check yaself before you cause a ruckus

bunch of dumb gay virgins in this thread being mad af lol

>>5621379
give me your home adress so that we can fite irl

>>5621379
s-shut up, i'm not a virgin, i-i'm just...sexually challenged

Virgin? Not with this circlejerk around.

>>5621379
lol

>>5621411
Yes I love cocks

>>5621379
Well I had sex with your wife!

>>5621420
I'm have no wife lol

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>>5621420
so is s4s a kind of simulation of what threads with people who haven't yet fully grasped the ridiculous irrelevancy of online communication might communicate to each other? "None of this matters" would be the proper starting point, and I think a lot of the denizens of s4s understand that, so what the fun is (for certain threads) is that we simulate characters who "care" about their opinions on some irrelevant corner of the internet..?

did I say too much?

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>>5621420

>>5621435
lol

lmao i am going to reply unironically haha

im 24 grad student still virgin because i cant relate to anyone and dont feel comfortable interacting with people i cant relate to much less having them f*ck me

this is a new meme i call it "le unironic answer"

i hate you all. I'm a virgin and everytime I see someone say they're not, I get enraged. It's not fair

こんにちはおはよう!

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>5622075
good answer i reddit

I lost my virginity at 17 to a girl I thought I loved. Turned out she was using me until she could get back with her ex.

I've had sex with probably twenty-plus some-odd girls and I'm 25 now. I've not had a girlfriend two years, however, and am in fact a loser who does nothing but sit in front of my monitor all day. I'm just not a virgin.

Honestly, getting your dick wet is rad, but once you do, it's kinda' like a tired hoorah, as there's nothing much else exciting about sex. You get so deep down the rabbithole of porn and hentai that the sorts of things that get you off can't be or won't be done by an average girl.

I'd like companionship but know it wouldn't bring a girl anything but headache, so I'm content for now wasting my life away while I meme it up with my friends here on [s4s]. <3

lole

>>5621060
Yep. I spend most of my time outside or at the gym though, and just go on s4s for laughs sometimes. Really it's down to my shitty personality.

>>5622310
this is such a cute story with a happy ending.

>>5621070
I am a 20 year old dick with a dick, been told I'm a dick. I have had one dick experience but it was just me pleasuring a dick's dick with my dick. Never got any dick because I thought of a dick. Now, thanks to a dick, I am a dickless, numb-dicked dick.

>>5621060
What character? You're saying that as if someone is pretending

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>5622507
I am a dick dick old dick with a dick, been dicked I'm a dick. I have had one dick dick but it was just me dicking a dick's dick with my dick. Never got any dick dick I dick of a dick. Now, dicks to a dick, I am a dickless, dick-dicked dick.

im actually not a virgin, i got a FWB who was also a virgin from Tinder and weve banged a couple times, got to cum inside her once, but yeah ive only been anti-virgin in the past 4 weeks :)

My eyes started burning two years ago from staring at the screen all 24/7 but I remember the entire layout of 4chan and I can pretty much type without looking at my keyboard so I just imagine funny and interesting posts. But sometimes I make mistakes, which is why you might think that I am shitposting, while Im really trying to have a nice, interesting conversation. I am sorry friends.

>>5621060
>Are you still a virgin? Are you a pathetic virgin loser who does nothing but sit in front of your monitor all day?
Yes, this is just one of my many characters.