I pray to volcanos and so does my nephew.

i smoke weed lol dont tell Mother,

Are you Sicilian? Do you pray to Mt. Etna? Apparently, she's the mother of all of Sicily. I went there last week. I missed [s4s], but I got to take home 1 memento: a 1 litre glass bottle of coca-cola (opened and consumed, of course).

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Tommy Lee Jones knew nothing about volcanoes. But that didn't stop him from signing up for the Los Angeles County Office of Emergency Management. It was dinnertime. A lone wolf eats a babydoll made of cabbages as an earthquake strikes. Etc etc etc. Lava rises from the La Brea Tar Pits, and turns all the public works water to steam. In other words, the town crier was out of a job. This meant no more spring water for the village. No more soup for Old Yimmy. Not even a sop for Hamster the striped ferret blind in one eye. What does this all mean? It means our city is turning into a hitchhouse for bellomed swavers and snorpitious grunzlers, as a black man proves not all blacks are criminals, and helps the LAPD carry a jersey barrier to block the lava flow. If that doesn't convince you to go Democrat, nothing will. That's when Gaby Hoffman fell to her death after a volcanic trench opened up. Why? Who? Whispering pups? You tell me. It could be that oversized fleshlight named Mount Whilshire which was at the breaking point not from girth but from overusage as they tend to deteriote after being soaked in lye water. Do what you want. I don't care. I'll be in the barn feeding the termites Devil Juice. Peace.

i grow shrimp inside volcanoes