FUCK YOU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DgFWOvgL90
sounds like this when he says it haha

I got a Mankerin'...

I got a Hankrearden...

All MANKS dream - but not equally. MANKS who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity. But the dreamers of the day are dangerous MANKS, for they may act their dreams with open eyes, to make it possible.

morneen :3

mankos dont even properly reacc to pointing lole fuk mankos

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>>5619637
i can't speak that

wimsley next emlypostem twitter sens8ion im callen it rite now i believed in him me-me-me !!

wimsley

>>5620182
megasperg is late today

MANKO....... heh....... MANKOS
who can resist a MANKO
MANKO

one suchness, ten thousand MANKS

post chew wraps

>>5620341
no

funny without trying to impress; proficient without having anything to prove; relevant without taking any particular scene seriously; imbued with a soulful sense of place—urban, disaffected, ethnic—but more interested in how that serves as fodder for jokes than in any big grab for meaning

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an organism having a particular chromosomal structure

>>5620380
* post-chew wraps , my bad

hah nailedem

joe pesci

wooh wooh gotem wooh wooh wooh gotem

i wish i had chicken

'member the fuzzy logic dishwasher? haha hell yea

Shiny Things Inc. is always one step ahead. Now dishes can be one step ahead too. Fuzzy Logic aquainterpretation allows smart cleaning by delivering detergents based on suds subset values between "completely dirty" and "completely clean". Saves time. No more frustration. No more pain.

imagine being the Leeroy Jenkins guy

>>5620384
JOE PESCI!!

>>5620528
an organism having a particular chromosomal structure

simply minced

minced... simply minced

>>5620531
PESCI PESCI PESCI PESCI PESCI
PESHEE

siddhartha gautama

/SHamb(ə)liNG/

olympian detachment

ἡγεμονιkόν

mmm⟿⟿zibmwim≈mremben ‡‡ᵍᵘᶰʳᵃʸ‡‡ dresmen wembet-- gunr⎁—–ƃuuɹɐʎ nυтe ʎɐɹuuƃ ⤳⤳ᵖᵉʷᵖᵉʷ

this video essay should be a piece of cake but i am such a fucken amateur that it's totally not

your'e mom

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

hey MONKEY f@G still attit again huuuuuuuuuh

>>5621006
HAH YEA... YEA I KNOW RITE

HAHA YEA MUNKY FUGGER FUG UR MUNKY LUVER FUCK MUNK, fucken FUDGE PACKEN MUNKO , AYY MUNKO OVER HERE MUNKO sucker punch munko

>>>/wg/6976738
>>>/wg/6977362
i dont get no respect.... he cannot believe it's a original comment! CANNOT believe that i simply plucked all the words i used from my Mind in that very instant! bout to show these fools what's up... not yet tho... not til i have another suitable TROMB pape to drop...

MANK made headlines this morneen when he blah-dee-doo-dee-blah

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tmGUh-8sxvs

shit thread for fags

dirt-ass mank-ass thread

rank-ass stank-ass mank

my ta-ha-harp jobbb ahahaha o man if IRC really created taco kid by God I gotta give em credit that is some funny ass sh×t. but they didn't. nah. most of them likely resent him. he's just a lone mover & shaker. love u taco kid....

BULLshit thread that's GAY and STUPID!!!!

>>5619418
FINE BLOW JOB PLS

checking time.........

frick its l8

Shitmank Shitmank Shitmank

>>5621404
taco kid is a bad poster

>>5622587
neh nimma nip nip. 'nfact he's so damn illustrious that sometimes I find myself believing that he is indeed a concoction of careful planning & relay-chat conspiracy. 'fyr loochena have a Convo w/ em it's practically impossible so it's not like hes this great guy u can sit down & shoot the sh×t with but by g×d the memes are impenetrable. Impenetrable!!!

>>5623165
suck my fucking dick you nigger faggot

nerds rope, in c minor

Monkem Monkem dominion over Monkem

yes this. and also
that

>>5623756
haha heck yes.......... MECH me a MANKY, mr Po'Boy !!!!! MECH me a RARE MANKY !!!! THANK U

cant WAIT !!!!!!!!! :]

>>5623760
absolutely not today satan

>>5623769
but i didnt get sixxems.........
y u say dat i din get sixxems........
y u droppa da namefig u seem a bit insecure
keepa ur name fig its o.k. we luv u
Po-ho'boy, the Mank, the Mank is ca-halling . .

twas butt a reference

mank peshee

joe manky

john Travolta & lawrence fishburne in pulp function

john manky & lawrence mankburne in pulp manky

wonder why mrmanks into this creepy ass gross ass transvestite sh•t. mayby he is one of these transvestites. mayby thats why he said me of all ppl wood flip a sh•t. the possibility is rather congruent with the flamboyant nature of his o.c. & posts ......... transvestite comfirmt.... i mean who the hell else cares about those g•d-awful shows & those unbearable freakazoids? only comparable freakazoids, that's who..... & he had storey of gril staring @ him when he past? or some fellow stared @ him when he past on street? ponly cause transvestite. im BRECHEM the conditioneen!! totley FOUNT u out!

wow whoops not mrmank, PO'BOY. lol NOT mrmank! gosh i talcum of mrmank so much that i refer to him by accident!!!! i meant PO'BOY!

god that post is all janked up. really needed a re-read. he said i wood flip a sh•t, IF I SAW HIM, 2 clarify. lich ne1 cares h'ha

k fine fogof

i got a McMankerin . . . .

I'd tell you what I'm working on but it's too embarassing
So I would say, reading manky books

Soda's u-tube debut mayby??????

>>5623969
no, mine

>>5623975
Featuring Shonda

(the Mank)

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ruse cade

#TransRightsAreHumanRights
and who said they weren't?
these fucks made me add a whole nother chapter to the script

underage brown boy detected. brown boy, please leave, your parents scaremongered your impressionable ass for a year and a half & now u litterly think the fourth reich is on its way. part of me wishes this were accurate. cause then we could hunt down worthless dark dirtbags like you and do away with your objectively undesirable genes. get the fuck over trump's victory, m'man. your pathetic little equation holds no water

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>>5624125
h'HAAAAAA
reminted of this image..... such a beautiful site
like when ugly brown ppl like this are cryeing @ ur victorie u kno a brite new day's on its way.....
not 2day, paco... not 2day....

frick yes i have this lady's moon-face mug saved on my local storage medium its a "wo derful reminder" [archive search that in qonts hah gotem] of a great day in historie come @ me

k manks janked solely because of the way the spacing of lines loox in that image. aesthetically, i consider that janking mank. not liek U'D understand.......

not in the image, NEXT to it. NEXT to the image. approaching full Jank.......

DAMN STUPID MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

aint no manky gna Curse me Out
aint no manky gna Mecha me Cry

>>5619418
you're never gonna bring me down
you're never gonna break this part of me.

>>5624314
my strong boy, he so precious

Chris Tucker interviewing Mike Penis

>>5624314
some fucken ga-ha-ha-haaay ass sh•t no offense

sutch a utter faget. heh........ 'sutch'....

ponsh
monkney

>>5624334
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rape this retard mank in all his dumb fuck holes. dirtshit whorebag.

>>5624344
%k¨ª¢©«å

dang gone there soda,, seems things have changed round here

father
the machines r actin up again

>>5624373
Total devastation.

Posh monky. belle-of-Ball done up in Curley Loxx monky. liften Monky veil & sayem me Vows to never part ways with Shonda monky. smileen in upmost (sic) joy upon site of Soda me Monky lookem brite eyed @ me under the Chuppah l'chaim ~brecha da glass~

~glassclinc~

Joe Pesci, World Class Manky Trainer

>>5619418
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkFsML70-Eg

>>5624520
~grabbem da glass smashem da glass & so forth~

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>>5622233
>>5623533
>>5623644
>>5623833
>>5624288
>>5624322
>>5624344
>>5624655

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lots of rudeness on this thread. moderators, please intervene!

'tsbeen pretty AMICABLE, akshly. AMICABLE word of the thread. also AFFABLE. friendly & good-natured rel8ions

sassenacher ribs

>>5624743
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahaahahahahahahhahahhahaahhahhaaA?AA??A??A?A??AGH?G?H?H?H?A??H>Ah?ADS?F>G>AS?DGFASDG.aSJelrthkaisougifah;jlskdmgaskli;hdnajkuihi56w37fn vbjhdktes>? AEMRnJSM?D?F>nkk;aiowpnwigm.jl dhkfJGHKFD:?%Lx.lxnbnfgdysd.e

>>5625331
hahahahshhsahaha hahha ha LOLE LOLE LOLE LOLE LOLE OLEL LOLE XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD HAHAha haha

h'heh

yemp... ~table drummen~

fare well (thruout the nite) manky . . .

cha like this thread totally sucks

>>5625665
cha cha cha

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>>5619418


H-Huh? You say you've never seen a vagina before? And how old are you? Pfffffffft, Anon, time to fix that! Close your eyes for a second, aaaaaand ;

H-HERE!

HAHAHAAAHAAH
J-Jeez, Anon, You should've seen the look on Your face! It's just m-muscles with a hole in it, Anon. Does it really excite You THAT much? Of course it does, what a stupid question, that r-raging erection in your pants answers everything. Might aswell let you lick it, heck! P-Put Your whole tongue in there! Just be gentle, Anon. Heck, even touch my boobs, squirt them,do what you want with them, Anon. Jeezus fucking Christ i'm so wet. I'm like a fucking sieve. Would You mind if you plugged your penis in t-there? I-I'm sorry if this is too much for you, after all, this is the first time You've seen a vagina in your life! Besides when you got out of your mother's. After this can you put your cock in my mouth? I want to lick every single d-drop cum remaining. Give me your pleasure, Anon. I want every drip of your cum inside my mouth! I want to have your babies, Anon. Heck i can even give You anal, everything for my lovely Anon~ Just don't let anyone see Us or We're both in trouble~

So now that we finished THAT, what do You plan on doing to me Anon, I'm all yours, just don't forget to be gentle. For some odd reason my tits are hard, would You like to suck on them, Anon?~
I really didn't know how perverted I was, Anon. It feels w-wonderful to be penetrated by such a r-rockhard cock, I wish We c-could do this forever, I really feel like there's something b-b-b-between us, I'll do anything for my beautiful Anon. I'll server his cock for the rest of his life, I always wanted your cock, Anon, I was stalking you, Waiting until this day, when You penetrated my vagina, It feels so good, I can't stop, I require more cum, Will You please my desires, A-Anon?~

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>>5626354
dude if you do this for forty years and someone actually notices your forced meme it will be like you're getting all the love mommy and daddy never gave you
keep it up and try super hard and be thirsty i really want to see you sweating even more than you are now
you're going to be the worlds most sexually active billionaire by the end of the year at this rate
keep forcing that meme dude it's just really worth while and purposeful so get it done ok

Monken. Monklike serenity

lena lingam

dullokbloon rodolling

lal

João Pescî

NAAAAOUGH
MAY MANKAAAAAY

>>5627525
it never was and never could be

>>5627535
jokes on u that wasnt me! h'hah! hah gotem. i would never exclaim such a thing because i know manky operates under MY MY MY dominion. i know that manky is on MY MY MY leash. tite leash manky i smap it in the air when he is actem outta line

>>5627708
*shits on your lips*

>>5627855
sure is in the spirit of Manky, gotta give u that . . . . . .

>>5627918
*shoves a grenade up you're butt*

https://youtu.be/Z-7XVXVyvr4

new aytch thraaay mecha me laff

we're giving you the bottom line on our new lineup

*drives a Vespa through your thread*

>>5628313
*puts on a pair of Gregorian Pants*

>>5628344
good double

>>5619418
three minutes

>>5628451
WHAT WHAT WHAT

>>5628478
soda is in the monkey movie lol

>>5628534
emma stone is in the frog movie lol

>>5628754
sparngles is in the big nose movie lol

>>5628758
naaaa nope nope, nope na

>>5619420
same guy that posted this but i still think it's funny

sparngles... sparn... agent scarn.. skarn? scarn. scarn.... spurn... SPURN. to SPURN an advance... 'minds me of an old posty:

>what a guy. i'd like to meet him someday. just to see how different he acts in real life compared to his seemingly unfiltered persona on here. i wonder if he's actually just a giant asshole outside of this board as well. it's probably a girl actually, i've always thought it probably was. i've been trying to get with her for years, but she always spurns my advances. it's just a part of these silly games we play. she knows we're destined for one another. oh sparkles, why won't you be my wife

h'heh ~

>>5628766
AHAHAHAHAHA i feel u .............

>>5628763
it is true. you really are in the big nose movie.

>>5628777
good double

>>5628777
no faaaaaanque fankwq fnakq fankqw

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Why buy an expensive water bottle when you can just buy a cheap bottle of water at the store and just fill it back over and over again?

balph. balph balph balph

balph. balph balph balph

whenever squidward falls off his bike, he explodes

F U Ck just fuck!, fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCk. Holy fuckin shit im so god damn fucking mad. fuck you mank fuck you. i fucking hate you you shitfaced cunt monk.

monkee man

F U Ck just fuck!, fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCk. Holy fuckin shit . fuck you mank fuck you. i fucking hate you you shitfaced cunt monk. i cant get rid fo you you just pop up. fuck fuck fuckkkk

>>5629163
hah gotem

godnite MANK...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtTiy5XUxNc

>>5629588
epic doubles faaaaaaaaaaaam

Long Live me Manken

manky deserves the BEST

intr̍͆͐ͦͯͤo̸ͮͬͬ̚d͌ͬ̄̇ͫ́̔u̴̇̑͛̈͟c̽̔̆̿͟͞ǐ̢̠͖̦͍̩͍͉̟̘͕̺͉̭͖͎̦̥͖̤ͩ̄͒ͬ̑ͧ̍ͭ̑ͨ͊͜͜͞n̺͔̯̫̠͎̫̻̣̣̬̣͚ͪ̊͒ͮ̊ͤ̇͛͒̀̕̕͢ͅͅg̢̡̡̻̼̦͈̥̦̖̯̍̿̍̒̏ͩ̔ͯ͒̓̕͠

swing low sweet chariot

drip drop dribble.

IN THE COURT HOUSE.
IN THE COURT YARD.
IN THE COURT ARENA.

Drop the BASSSSS
WAHW AH WAH WAHWWAH WAH WAH WAH

>>5630987
Sweet tunes brah

test

>>5631029
WHAT WHAT WHAT WHY

>>5631030
Shit I forgot to tabulate the results, re-testing

That's not bad. Not ideal but it's an improvement.

･ﾟ: *･ﾟ:* *:･ﾟ*:･ﾟ
.・゜゜・ ・゜゜・.
｡･ﾟﾟ･ ･ﾟﾟ･｡
** **
*:..｡o○ ○o｡..:*
+*:;;:* *:;;:*+ﾟ
○o。 。o○
*+:｡.｡ ｡.｡:+*
.｡*ﾟ+.*.｡ ﾟ+..｡*ﾟ+
.｡.:* .｡.:*
｡･:*:･ﾟ,｡･:*:･ﾟ ｡･:*:･ﾟ,｡･:*:･ﾟ
*･ﾟﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*ﾟ:*: :*ﾟ:.｡..｡.:*･ﾟﾟ･*
︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵ ‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵

>>5631286
That's beautiful.

24 carrot gold diamonds

>>5631292
thxxxxxx ~

https://youtu.be/KpvcjAhBabA

>>5619418
please NO rudeposting monker
thank you!!
uwu

>>5631651
monker Monker monker monker Monker monker

>>5631734
Sean Connery

>>5631739
sean Monkery :]

>>5632024
Arnold Schwarzenegger

>>5632028
armol scharzeMANKer :]

Kim Il Sung

am i crazy enough to pour this bottle of water all over my face

>>5630975
this is just so......... blah. please try harder!

>>5632062
how about i point a loaded gun at your head

I JUST REALIZED THAT LOLLIPOPS ARE JUST YOU SWALLOWING YOUR OWN FLAVORED SALIVA

>>5632117
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

>>5632067
even worse. laaaaame, broke continuity. angery windsor? angery windsor angery @ his life whats new not much

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Murder me Manky

jk .....................

get shorty

>>5632044
kim il MANK ............... :)

kim il MUNK. heh

kim il MUNG. MUNG bean

mumg beam

Don Destroie me Menchem

>>5632233
it's the sonbg thatr slaves sing

oh daddy give it to me daddy! give it to me! strech out my daddy hole with your gorrilla gong daddy!!!! AWHHHH YESHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Daddy youre the best.

>>5632759
*gives it to you*

>>5632761
that'll be 14.99 plus tip!

>>5632763
no, you pay me motherfucker

joe pesci

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

lets see what the oll monkey claws got for me today....

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

hi i am in my early 50's when i go to toilet my bottom doesn't seem to be able to push it out anymore and i have to push from the front with my hand against the poo it seems like a great big lump inside my vagina its weird what do you reckon is going on?

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>5632786
I think you probably are an antelope, and not a real human female. Consider checking yourself into the zoo.

t. Gorgonzola Doctorola

Excuse me, I'm drinking beer and smoking marijuana and I was wondering can anyone point me to the nearest taco establishment?

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burning with a guy with fucking hits

>>5632805
That motherfucker is L E G E N D A R Y

tis thread gay lol

a modern and progressive mank company

>>5632246
thats my wife on the right stop posting my wife on the right

raise paw if you are cripplingly autistic

*raises ass*

>>5633152
gay

>>5633159
for you

This thread reminds me of Kyle Bush lol

>>5633261
rare
a
r
e

ass

>>5633295
hey bud

420 bitches

my lil bbys :3

the old days ;~;

Hey guys.
I'm going to the store to eat some Dogenuts

for the love of God please forget that I ever existed

>>5633137
h ' H A A A A A A A A A A A

not so fast, MANK...

>>5633772
holy sh'poop

J'crangles

woah what's this doing all the way on page 4 already

2pac arent you died ? go fuck yourself and get back your grave

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdVI8j0ZAtc

>>5619418
Why such angry manky?

>>5634491
this toast taste like wood

>>5619418
>>>5634491
>this toast taste like wood


>>5634561


>>5619418
>>>5634491
>this toast taste like wood


>>5634561


>>5634561
But then why he says me fuck you i don:t know his toast

>>5634561
h'haaaaaaa

Be careful of drinking too much green or black tea. Tea almost always has elevated levels of fluoride and can contribute a substantial amount to one's total fluoride intake

>>5635149
knew thiiiiiiis, knew this well & good. luckily we dont fluoridate [sic] on good ol' [redacted] so i can afford to sip a Cupp or two! ... 'fact i mite make one RITE THIS MOMENT, 'magine that

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>>5635183
stop self-censoring

>>5635187
'sonly a few places i can say im "on" & not "in" heh

Robin Hood. He was the MANK who robbed the rich and gave to the poor. Well, I'm the MANK who robs the poor and gives to the rich— or, to be exact, the MANK who robs the thieving poor and gives back to the productive rich.

>>5635204
i only steal from the one percent and only give to black ghettos

>>5635210
yea thats just robin hood tho. 'the f•ck u on about eh? triny disagree with me? why? to what end? OUT with it !

>>5635213
you can be rich but not one percent

>>5635217
AHAHAHAHAHAHA oh man ya funny. very FUNNY! so simple, so pure... yet so obviousely satire..... geniouse. sometimes i envy that simplicity & its effectiveness...

>>5635221
*stares at you*

>>5635233
heh..... cayoot ~

>>5635236
nice filename dipwad............

>>5635236
fucking idiot

>>5635239
hah... u mad? he spook ya? he SPOOKT ya & u werent ready for those GOOSEBUMPS. got SPOOKT & took out yr RAGE on this innocent fellow....... pls calm

>>5635245
his filename was fucking tragic.
Fuck him

mr MRARAOOOUNKE! i fuckt up. i fuckt up big time. oh well. mrmanks absence is teaching me a valuable lesson. to have some f•ckin self-control. to chill me fingres of furie & take a breather or two before i go blabbing my big mouth about sensitive topix, 'specially in the face of a miniscule transgression that most ppls would ignore. i almost ignored a damm fren for the forseeable future in response to a passing joke he made that amounted to nothing more than ball-bustem. came to my senses in that case, but it is too late for me to come to my senses here. MRMANK is disappeart & i know that a series of events that transpired between us has brought this hellish timeline upon us all... & now we suffer.. we suffer his absence... cam the fack baaaaaararaoucke

>>5635252
HOW did you know that my posts weren't mank

>>5635254
heh...... ehhh... couldnt be sure they were wainscot, but they did not strike me as the work of MANK. he has a particular WAY about him, we all know this... cannot put me Fingre of Furie on it......

>>5635256
>Fingre of Furie
fox is nothing fucking special dude snap the fuck out of it idiet

also he wood not be so Raoooude to a random fellow like that........

>>5635261
i dont get it...... i dont get aaaaaaat
thot u were gna say somethin bout pepe. coulda sworn that's where that was gna go. how's it hamgem winslow ???? u seem--- differnt. differnt in some way.... detached... god i hate the Dog Days of Mank.....

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>>5635266
>i dont get it.
You do.

>>5635271
fingre of furie............. fox..............
....................mmmmm....no im sry

now u will receive the FINGRE OF FURIE!
prepair the long rubbre gluvv

eeny meeny miney mo, i wondre where my gluvv will go ...

>>5635277
mmm.. 'f•ck kinda mood u in? special kind of mood, to start typem lich me ........ i wish to Voice Chat with winslow from time 2 time . . . . . :]

>>5635282
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dsUXAEzaC3Q

hm . . . ~shrudge~

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i SNIFF for windsock

wjats his damm angle, i wonder.......

only windsock would place the peaceful cemetary in his city right smack in the middle of a traffic jammed highway

Instead of freezing the zygotes prior to perambulation, consider vitiating the mitotic chamber and then applying cold temperatures.

>>5635389
MRMANK MAYBY !!!!!!!! :]

>>5635389
what did he mean by this

>>5635392
an organism having a particular chromosomal structure

mr facking mraraoooooooooounke answar maaaaaay

the PRESENCE of MRMANK, in which he OUTRITE IGNORES ME, ferusterates me MORE than his absence. doesnt he know he must watch his FUCKEN tone with me?????????? HE MUST!!!!!!

>>5619418
no

>>5635398
The Oracle of Issyk Kul

I like this hotel, and I would like to book it!
With Trivago I can book it here, here, and here.

fucking shit head idiet he has so many queries to answer & if they keep piling up im gna FLIP my lid !!!!!!

>>5635404
what did he mean by this

>>5635403
Makishi Chōchū, instructor of Phonetic Algorithms.

i will make a list for his convenience & i will give him some time. but after this interval of time, if i TAKE NOTE of his COMFIRMT presence & he STILL hasnt answered ???????? there will be HECK to pay !!!! only a little bit of heck. little bitta heckraising

>>5635407
WHAT!!!?!?!??!

>>5635406
dog pussy is amazing <4

>>5635408
yea u BES interject. MRMANK comfirmt? if MRMANK (post a posty that provem ur mrmank, a couple sentences will do...) i will detail my VERY REASONABLE & TOTALLY BENIGN dema-- requests. if NOT mrmank? does not concern u buzz off!

>>5635411
what??????????????????????

>>5635411
dude just WHAT are you going ON about

>>5635411
jacques demy

Joe Pesci, instructure of organism having particular chromosomals

>>5635416
what did he mean by this

>>5635412
.................not mrmank
no no not mrmank at all. and i cannot heckraise if im not absolutely certain im dealing with mrmank. of course i'm showing my hand here a little bit but i have enough faith in the REAL mrmank that he would entertain my requests if he were to see them. he just said he doesn't come around as often as he used to... & thats fine... my fault ponly.... but ill know em when i see em. & if he trie hidem in shadoe cause of the hand i just showed? i will heckraise anyway !!!!! brat
>>5635417
HMMMMMMM... VERY SEEMING OF A MRMANK POST...
>>5635416
BUT THEN THIS TOO, KINDA
>>5635417
BUT THIS MORESO....
HMMMMMMMMMM

>>5635419
dude.............. just.................. what......................................................................................

f•ckin guy cant be UP FRONT with me anymore. playen FUCKEN games with me & i dont take well to gettin-played-w/ !

>>5635419
>>5635421
um... dude...............

>>5635421
drive around the coh-de ballsack

>>5635420
ARE YOU ORIGINAL FIRST ONE & ONLY BEGINNING CREATOR OF THE SODA APE CHIMP ORANGUTAN MONKEY THREAD NAMED SODA "THE RINGA DINK DINK DOOPEY DOO" SODA THREAD POST MEME SPAM FORUM PIN MECHIN MANE OR NOT

holy FUCK answer me idiet
guess ill just STOP valuing his OPINION
what a SAD state-a affairs

>>5635425
hmmmmmm...................... give me a minute to process your request............................

also could just not be him. also mayby not even him. he has ALWAYS extended me the courtesy of saying his helloes & being cordial! hi, frisco! be cordial! shart for braim!!!!!!!

>>5635429
if I tell you a secret will you tell no one

he really is the Frisco to my Slug .........

>>5635432
AHAHHAAHAHA YEA.... YEA OMEGLE INTEREST MANK? OMEGLE INTEREST MANK, ALL CAPS, TE

>>5635435
the thing is....................

~AHEM~ TEXT CHAT. WAS TYPING AND AUTO POST WAS ON.

>>5635436
YEA?????????????? mrmank was never one to use so many dottems....... seems like yuji sakai or somethin...

>>5635441
i........................

>>5635446
AHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA YEAH ?????? not mrmank. before u think u have some sorta UPPER HAND, i DONT think ur MRMANK anymore. so SAVE it. but tell me tho........

oh sh•t woodya loochet tha post count . . . godby mank ..........

>>5635449
i will get back to you in a bit........... wait here............................................

>>5635454
horsesh•tttttttttt, faaaaaaaaaanque, don believ u ........ fanque. its u, yuji. obviousely u. no1 uses the dottems like u & i

>>5635461
....................dude.......................... the thing is................ with each of these threads...............................................

................................................................................................what!?!?!?

>>5635467
AHAHAHAHA YEA???????????? NOW U .. UVE HOOKED ME BACK IN... YEA? WHAT ABOUT EM

MANK's actually got a chance to make it to the front page now... a POPULAR THREADS section? since literally when... sure it requires sum1 to include adult content in the options but ... i can see it now... MANK on the front fuggin page... manky's on to big things ......

>>5635485
you got me.................. im not mank............ i was once a spectator........................ ive read all these threads top-to-bottom from the beginning...................................today................ i decided to make my move.............................................. be a part of history..................... in the greatest threads with the best posters....................................................
.............................i'm sorry for misleading you................................ it was an honor to speak to a legend...................................................

>>5635498
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
oh man ya FUNNY
nice 2 have u aboard
also ruse probly
ruse mayby probly

>>5635417
this however, this was mister fucking mank. right in the middle of my desperate attempts to reconnect with his stubborn ass, he drops some shit like this. just drops another dooky on monky and disappears into the nite. 'the bastid

>>5635507
not ruse
can you make more of those text-wall rants................. they are very funny........... i like the very graphic descriptions you provide of what you wish to happen to the one your rant is directed towards........... the imagery is very crisp and striking............ my favorite is the one you wrote about smacking someone's head against the concrete "cracking his skull into three distinct pieces"....... that was a good read...

>>5635512
h'heh. heh. HONEYPOTTTT, OBVIOUSE HONEYPOT. nice try. "SOMEONE'S" head? the "ONE MY RANT IS DIRECTED TOWARDS"? it's the PICTURE of the MANK and NO ONE ELSE, that my RANTS ARE DIRECTED TOWARDS, pal. dont try ROPIN ME INTO SOME SEEDY SH•T. is JUST the MANKY drawing. i SO GREATLY DISBELIEVE of ur claim that u have been a lurker up until this moment. this is CREEPY. u are a CREEP u hear me??? HONEYPOTTTT, PSYOPPPPPPP. also yeh ive thot i should Wring me Manky dry more often i just havent gotten around to it. i dont desire for that to be a GROOVE in me BRAIN, y'feel me? 1ce in a while... every now & then... obviouse psyop tho i see thru ur lies

hah stupit nsa

oi, a sweltering tenderloin

A SWIFT DECRY

oh sparplins
can you understand that i've simply been doing other things
just haven't been here that much
i don't have any intentions of depriving you of anything
or being unscrupulous
however, life intrudes as it does
and my times are spent in the non-digital realm more and more often during these summer months
when then wind is just right and the sun shines through the treeline at 6:30 in the morning and illuminates only the highest of beings
truly these are the days
of Passions.

>>5635946
>the non-digital realm
what an epic joke

Anyway, tickle that old turwilliger, y'all know the one

OLD BEEF CRESLINS (?)

But, David Lynch
Who knew this guy was a certified genius
Certainly a large group of people. Undoubtedly. However, I now understand why. I watched Mulholland Dr. recently and it had a scene that was so horrifying it made my brain explode. Not the one with the homeless guy, but the scene near the end where Diane goes completely insane and the two old people appear in her apartment and start pointing and screaming at her, and she runs into her room and pulls out a gun and shoots herself in the head. That seemed like a pretty good depiction of the depths of insanity that would drive a person to shoot themselves. Imagine if your reality suddenly became so unreal that you were convinced that two insane people were actually in your apartment just standing in front of you pointing at you and screaming, and you couldn't stop it and it was as real as the reality you're experiencing right now, it would be so impossible to deal with logically. You would probably just put a gun to your head to make it stop. So, I thought that was incredible and I understood the rest of the movie in relation to that happening so I thought it was amazing. And then I watched Inland Empire which is just fucking ridiculous, and now I'm watching Twin Peaks which is the funniest shit I've ever seen. I'm laughing all the time at this amazing show. Top 8 million shows ever made. David Lynch is a real smart and incredible producer of visual media though, great job guy.

here's the situation:
you're wasted, and you're driving a car. at some point during the ride you hop a curb and run over a child. now, in this hypothetical situation, you are faced with a choice. if you stay and take responsibility for what you did, the kid will live, but you have to spend 20 years in jail. however, if you drive away, you are guaranteed to get away with it with no consequences, but the kid will definitely die. which do you choose

i'm killin the kid every time btw

>>5636133
ahahaha yeah