The cat man

under the right circumstances any carnivorous (or omnivorous) animal will eat a human
to avoid this you could make sure you die in a hospital or have plenty of friends and family around you at the time of death

>>5608480
why should i not want my pets to eat me?
i'm not using that body anymore, may as well let something else get some benefit from it

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>>5608484
god damn i just want to scream
i don't have anything left in me but screams

>>5608480
My pet crocodile would never betray me like that

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introducing the Niggercat man

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>>5608496
it's not ethical to capture and enclose a crocodile

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>>5608515
Ethics?

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>>5608513
My cat got a hold of gluten products and doesn't want to claw at the plaster of the walls anymore.

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>>5608517
bone digger bone digger
dogs in the moonlight
far away my well lit door
mr beer belly beer belly
get these mutts away from me
i don't find this stuff amusing anymore

>>5608536
le 80s music lyrics

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The Cat God

>>5608519
Do you even know how fitting this is? H.P. Lovecraft adored cats. He called his Nigger.

>>5608519
when lolecraft got the cancer he becaem a leftie bluepilled niggerlover
coincidence? i think not

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>>5609653