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Shit 4chan Says was created as a parody of Shit Reddit Says, so why aren't we behaving like them? In this thread, post shit that anons on other 4chan boards are saying.
I'll start:
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>OI BLOIMEY CANT I NEED ME SMOKES BEST 'EAD DOWN TO THA SERVO ON ME KANGAROO, HERE'S 'OPIN OI DAN'T GET BIT BY A SPOIDAH
t. american mocking australians
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2017-07-22 04:44:17
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>>5607773
It depends. Sometimes there's something left at that next sphincter, about 7-10 cm up the rectum. Sometimes you feel like going again because of stimulation. I maintain a pretty healthy and varied diet, but you never really know what your guts are going to surprise you with.
So I basically do like a mini-enema with this rubber pear-shaped douche. Most of the time there is much more left than you would expect.
Also, I can't just shove the toy right up there, or I will definitely tear something. I need to warm up the sphincter muscles, massaging and gradually loosening the anus.
Then there is the fact that there's lube everywhere, and you have to clean up and dry the toy afterwards... So basically I just can't be bothered with all this crap a lot of the time.
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>>5607779
classic CTS
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2017-07-22 04:45:39
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>>5607780
1. People being happy!
2. Moriya shrine getting lots of faith!
3. Good fortune for all her friends!
4. Nice summer days!
5. Cute kitties!
6. Smiles!
7. Touhou not reclining!
8. Nobody ever being alone!
9. A warm kotatsu!
10. Getting creampied in every hole by big, hard throbbing cocks that pound her quivering pussy so hard she almost faints, while her colon gets a jizz enema and losing count of how many piping hot loads of yellow cum she has swallowed!
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cts please stop wigging out i'm getting worried since you got trolled now you're acting crazy
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2017-07-22 04:48:28
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>>5607788
Was browsing pixiv and found this pic and was wondering if there were any onaholes you all would recommend with USB vibrators on them.
Spoiled because it had a tag for 'enema' and don't want to gross anyone out.
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>>5607793
cts don't do anything rash ok it's not worth it just remember in the end it doesn't even matter
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2017-07-22 04:54:40
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>>5607799
tfw still not power user
tfw 90 dollar shipping on an svse5
all I wanna do is get good at sdvx but there's too many barriers to entry and I'm going to fucking kill myself before I even get a home setup going
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