Yo mama so fat she gave Dracula diabetes

>>5603189
ah dont thing vampires can get diabetes

>>5603189
I don't think Dracula could develop diabetes tbh, this joke doesn't seem very realistic

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>>5603200
dubs! wooh!

hahaha, she is fat, no denying it

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>>5603200
>>5603202
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!

>>5603209
That seems more like an illiteracy problem than a weight problem if i'm being honest famalam

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>>5603216
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

>>5603237
That one's pretty good because a phone book in Hong Kong probably contains many people with the name Chin and an extremely fat person would have an excessive amount of fat rolls on their neck which would cause them to appear to have numerous chins. I like this joke it has logical integrity and humorous factors which put it in the hall of fame of jokes. Thank you, this was a great post.

>>5603237
I don't believe that a phone book is capable of having any sort of facial feature.

>>5603243
Please read
>>5603242
before you make any more stupid uneducated comments. get a brain bud!!!

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>>5603251
DON'T BE RUDE.

>>5603242
>>5603243
>>5603251
h'haaaa y'all funney!!!

>>5603270
nice dubs, check these

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Yo momma so fat she'd even eat pizza hawai.

>>5603189
Yo mama so fat, she fell off a boat and the captain yelled "Land Ahoy!!"

>>5603861
Haha ur momma so fat when the captain said land ahoy she thought he said chips ahoy and ate the boat lol

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>>5603865
hehe

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ur mom is fat lole

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>>5603865
Yo mama so old when we told her to act her age
she died Boom

>>5603886
RUDE!

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>>5603888
your moma so fat she got trips

>>5603898
aw shit

>>5603898
HOLY FUCK

>>5603865
damn dat nigga mom got BTFO