Does anyone else have the problem when 4chan corrects t b h to desu.

>>5603108
tbh

>>5603108
no tbh

no tbh fam smh lol

>>5603108
yes, this is intentional because this is a japnaese image board and "desu" is the jaapanese way of saying "tbh" not only that it carries nuance uncromphensible in english so you must use the japanese version to fully convey your meaning, 4chan understands this and autocorrects it for u however the good intelligent posters of [s4s] have been granted privlege to know when and not to use the specific nuances, desu

>>5603116
doesn't desu basically mean "it's"

>>5603121
no, you don't understand... geeze it's so complex

>>5603123
i have a lot of free time, go ahead and explain it in excruciating detail

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>>5603121
>>5603130
u have to learn some japanese to fully understand lole. just a bit of the beginner stuff anyway

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>>5603123
>no, you don't understand

>>5603132
like i said, i have a lot of free time, you don't need to hold back, tell me everything

>>5603133
dog gets it

>>5603137
Alright everything?

“Does master want Suiseiseki to give him a footrub-desu?” she purred.
“No thank you,” I said. “I’m rather tired. You should retire to your box.”
“But master-sama, Suiseiseki doesn’t like her box-desu! I want to sleep in master-sama’s bed-desu!”
“Not tonight. You’ll do as you’re told.”
“Why doesn’t master-sama have real girls in his bed?”
“What?!”
“Is master-sama’s penis too small for real girls?”
“Why aren’t you saying desu?”
“Does he have to use dolls instead?”
“SAY DESU! SUISEISEKI FINISHES HER SENTENCES WITH DESU!”
“Master-sama showed Suiseiseki his penis once.”
“DESU! MASTER-SAMA SHOWED SUISEISEKI HIS PENIS ONCE DESU!”
“It was too small even for dolls.”
“SHUT UP! SHUT UP! YOU’RE NOT SUISEISEKI!”
With my right hand I snatched a pair of scissors from my desk and mashed them continually into her face. Her little body was smashed into kindling but I did not stop. Until her screams began to sound a bit like my voice, and I remembered that dolls did not scream, and they did not bleed. Suddenly there was feeling in my left hand for the first time in weeks. I lifted it out of the doll’s wreckage, covered in splinters and dripping from scissored wounds. How long had my hand been inside there? How long had I been inside here, alone in my one-room apartment, talking to myself, going mad?

The bolt scraped rust from the latch as I stepped outside. My eyes hurt, god the horizon … it was a deal larger than 19 inches diagonally. But after five steps my breath quickened and my chest tightened and I turned back. Enough for today. Tomorrow I would try for six. A distant memory told me that when I reached two hundred and eighty, I would make it to the bus stop. And then I’d be free of this apartment, of this prison. And then there’d be nowhere in the world I couldn’t go.

Least of all the refunds counter at Moemart in Akihabara. For fuck’s sake. Suiseiseki finishes her sentences with desu.

>>5603164
You don't have to be a jerk

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>>5603170
sorry lol I didn't feel like writing lots

>>5603175
That's pretty rude, I'm genuinely asking you to educate me on something and that's how you choose to respond?

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>>5603137
>>>/jp/17347405

look at their guide

>>5603182
Can you explain it or not?

>>5603111
>>5603133
nice digits