Last we heard from Sad Boy, he was being posted here everyday
but what happened?
Well, here's the story
of what happened to Sad Boy
>>5602533
This story was difficult and hard to follow along
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#I'll read it again someday
>>5602533
First, Sad Boy decided that he was needed somewhere else, so he went out into the wastes, searching for a new purpose, only to find nothing but rain and abstractions
>>5602533
now this is a story all about how
>>5602547
so sad boy decided to change his name and stop being Sad, but since he didn't know how he decided to go to a teacher named Smile Man who would teach him how to be happy
>>5602557
"okay so first my nigga you gonna have to get a new logo, because your old one is sad my dude"
"but how do I change my logo?"
"you gotta find one, I found mine, check it out, my dude"
>>5602565
"that's a pretty cool logo Sensei, but where do i find them?"
>>5602570
"Idk man go outside and try to find one or something, but you better hurry up my dude, I ain't got all day"
>>5602578
"aight I'll be back soon"
and so Sad Boy walks out to find a new logo so he can stop being sad Boy
>>5602586
"is this one good?"
Sad Boy asks himself picking up a logo he finds on the floor
>>5602598
"or maybe this one?"
>>5602600dubs
"I'll bring both of 'em, just in case"
>>5602621
"Alright Smile Man, I found two logos, are either of them good?"
>>5602624
"Idk my dude, try 'em out and see what happenes"
>>5602628
"aight"
>>5602634
sad Boy uses the Red one first and starts to find that his anger levels are reaching a new height
"AYE AIGHT I FEEL DAMN GOOD FUCK WHAT THE FUCK THIS SHIT GOOD GODDAMN FUCK"
"aye folk don't be yellin' in me house ye cunt"
"NAH FUCK THAT MY BOY I DO WHAT I WANNA DO"
>>5602641
"AYE I SAID CALM YO ASS DOWN MY BOY"
Smile Man then proceeds to slap the shit out of Sad Boy knocking him out instantly
>>5602645
hours later, afte rSad Boy wakes up
"aight fuck ow my head, what happen?"
'you were actin' wild so I smacked the shit outta you, I also put a bandage on your head where i smacked you"
"oh, okay, so was that the one?"
"obviously not, since you were acting crazy."
>>5602653
"alright well, I'll use the next one then"
>>5602663
Sad Boy uses the next one only to find that the middle of his head starts to extend forward
"alright now what the fuck is this"
"it appears you've turned into a unicorn, my dude."
>>5602674
"I guess this isn't so bad"
"yeah but how do you feel."
"uh... I feel fine tbh, not sad or anything, just kinda weirded out about my forehead."
>>5602676
"well are you okay with this?"
"nah fam, I don't wanna be unicorn boy, I wanna be Happy Boy"
"alright well change it back."
"aight."
Sad Boy changes his logo back to the sad Boy logo
>>5602685
"aight well my nigga i'm sleepy, so you can go and relax while I catch some Zzz's"
"aight cya sensei"
"bye."
and so, after a long day of experimenting and being taught by Smile Man, Sad Boy goes to sleep, waiting for the day where he can finally be Happy.
End of Ch. 1