hi can I get three cheese pizzas without the cheese thank u

cat! how many times must I tell you this?! this is my house not a restaurant!

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>>5595908
Sorry we can't do that. We can do cheeseless pizzas with extra cheeseless though.

>>5595962
most pizza places will give you a pizza with just sauce if you ask for it. some people like to put their own cheese on it

>>5595970
Curdled from their own wife's milk?

>>5595991
of course not, like the civilized person I am, I bring a goat with me to pizza restaurants and make my own cheese to go on the pizza there

>>5596025
do you also bring your own ranch dressing?

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>>5596025
goat cheese is overrated

wait until you try monkey cheese. e uma delicia!

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>>5596043
how often do you chow down on some fromunda cheese?

>>5596048
i'm allergic to that thank you

>>5596058
that's not what your dad said

>>5596062
my're dad left me a long time ago lole

>>5596058
Bloody vegans

>>5596070
i know, he thought you were a total faggot and left

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>>5596081
yeah, and i'm coming for you're boipussy next.

>>5595908
You're a very cute cat! :3 *pets your head*