Just woke up from a dream. I was outside and there was a big

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Just woke up from a dream. I was outside and there was a big outcry of no power in the area. Someone yelled "We have it over here!"

I'm then approached by a woman saying there was a report of a waffle snake in the area. I ask her wtf is a waffle snake? We then hear people yelling and I turn around.

Across the field I see a massive brown snake slithering its way towards us. The woman and I run. The snake is incredibly fast and catches up to us. Sad to say the woman was swallowed whole and the snake didn't lose any speed.

I'm running for my life when I run into a near building. I run and close all the doors behind me. Take turns down different hallways and finally find a room that looks safe. At this point I'm lost on what to do. Only one way in and one way out.

I do the unthinkable. I place my pointer finger and my middle finger on my forehead... wtf why am I trying to perform instant transmission. The snake comes in the room. Finds me in the corner. The snake then says "are you trying to perform instant transmission?" I reply "yeah". The snake then asks where am I going? I reply, to King Kai's planet... then I actually did it. I teleported, then I woke up.

What the hell is wrong with me. Bye.