literally poop
>>5592773
literally poopYou have sacrificed one of your daily threads to summon me, and as a result I shall grant you one wish within the bounds of my poopy powers.
>>5592778
I wish to have good poops for the rest of the year. No rude diarrhea or constipation.
>>5592784
Your wish shall be granted as long as you consume a balanced diet consisting of adequate protein and vitamins, and enough fiber to counteract foods that often lead to constipation. Additionally, wash your hands thoroughly and do not ingest lake/pondwater to avoid diseases that may cause irregularities.
These are my conditions and there are no exceptions. The spell will deactivate if you break these rules.
Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>5592794
too long, didn't read. just ate taco bell
>>5592803