pick your roommate [s4s]

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I choose this one instead

>>5573700
Nice dubs

I chose Christina. Because she a cude

>>5573700
berb is my n*gga

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Pete
-knows you are very tired
-will peacefully end your life in your sleep
-but only if you post "kill me, Pete"

>>5573740
kill me, Pete


I want to protect Timothy.

"kill me, Pete"

>>5573740
Go fuck yourself Pete

>>5573700
I jave a friend like Timothy.
She is insufferable when she gets anxious over people giving her criticism.
We always make her argue against her own arguments for fun :^)

Daniel sounds like a cool guy.
I'm in.

>>5574094
literally poop

>>5573700
About half of these are better than every actual person I've met.

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>>5573700
Tfw literary timothy irl

As a loser I choose timothy

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Spike
>identity crisis
>listens to dubstep
>highly acrobatic parkourer
>skilled with nunchaku
>less than 6% bmi fat index
>addicted to painkillers

>>5574134
same :^(

>>5574175
why is every cat just me at different times of the day/depending on my mood?

>>5573700
hafez > all

>>5573700
BERB BERB BERB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BAVI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahalole

>>5574311
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BERB LOL OOO YEAAH BIRB BIRB BIRB OO OA AA OOO OO A AA BIRB

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>mfw I am Mortimer

assuming he ain't too noisy, berbbro seems pretty cool

>>5573700
literally all me btw
>>5574099
>>5574133
>>5574311
dubz niec

>>5574287
>>5574331
well how is this possible?

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>>5574175
>>5573740

>>5574326
nice dokeks

bavi

>>5573740
kill me, Pete

I pick CTS

>>5573700
Brian

>>5573700
timothy is the objective correct choice

>>5573700
It's hard to decide between timothy and pidor.

but i choose pidor because we are probably the most alike.

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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Neta
>bouts of mania followed by severe depression (possibly bipolar)
>very clever but also enjoys the lowest forms of humor
>will disappear randomly for days on end but then eventually show back up
>cosplays
>will eat any food in the house whether you bought it or he did
>somehow always pays rent/utilities on time
>is a polyglot and will occasionally swear in other languages

>>5573700
I would choose a birb that didn't blather about archons bc idk what those are lole

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Anime girls

< Not lazy
< Really crazy
< Hides in your wifi
< Does not have human emotions
< Trained from birth in the arts of hentai and tentacle stuff.

Mortimer

>>5573700
damn... birb is literally LITERALLY me in cat form

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