it was the end of a normal highschool day i was walking home

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My girlfriend's mom picked us up from school and was taking us to McDonald's to my horror after getting my Happy Meal guess who pulls in a pack of truck boys drunker than Cooter Brown.
They threw my Happy Meal on the ground and dumped my milkshake over my head I went and told my girlfriend's mom she just laughed at me and drove off I couldn't believe it then to my shock my girlfriend's up in the truck with them drinking beers and even lobbed a beer bottle at my head.

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They stole my girlfriend
and ruined my ordinary life
there was nothing I could do

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I THOUGHT WE WERE COOL AFTER MCDONALD'S INCIDENT.
MY USED B GIRLFRIEND SHOWED THEM WERE I LIVE.
I COME OUTSIDE ARE THIS!!!!
FUCK ME!!!! I'M CURENTLY HIDING IN BATHROOM.

what the h*ck is wrong with these guys why are they so rude

>>5571614
I DON'T KNOW BUT ONCE THEY GO AFTER YOU.
YOUR BASICLY FUCKED.

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truck boys come to my apartment building
they're doing raids
don't even need to beat most of us we just comply
they took my tv all my food and liquor plus my girl hopped in a truck when they left
haven't heard from her since but a truck boy has been coming by every payday for 50%

bwensi

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I told my girlfriend's mom what they were doing she went outside to have a word with them and they did this next thing I know she's driving off with them

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>>5571683
yeah they'll do that my friends mom got took by truck boys she came back week later for her stuff and kicked him in the nuts

One time I encountered the truck boys in my local county
They were drinking beers and making out with their girlfriends
All I wanted to do was walk home, but the truck boys had different plans in mind
They threw their girlfriends on the ground, chugged their beers and proceeded to punch me in the solar plexus
I felt my chest cave in and then 3 of the grabbed my legs
I was dragged into their backyard and tied to stakes
They shoved a garden hose into my butthole and turned it on
There was literally nothing I could do, they were truck boys

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>>5571725
what in the hell is a solar plexus city boy?
don't try that fancy college boy talk around any truck boys

>>5571735
solar plexus

n.
The large network of sympathetic nerves and ganglia located in the peritoneal cavity behind the stomach and having branching tracts that supply nerves to the abdominal viscera.

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>>5571735
Solar plexus=WHEN YOU KICK SOMEBODY IN THE BALLS SO HARD THEY VOMIT BLOOD+ DISLOCATE A TESTICAL.
SORRY JUST TRYING OUT IT IN MORE UNDERSTANDABLE TERMS FOR TRUCK BOY. (NO DISRESPECT INTENDED)

>>5571811
the solar plexus is a real thing it's inside your body right now

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truck boys ran through my school
mowed down some students some staff
no one was keeping track
seemed best just to move on
cops didn't get called or anything
few weeks later some nerd kid jokingly threatens to shoot up school for a meme
goes to jail for 15 years
truck boys have it all
they're 100% above the law

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i was working my standard shift as border security
a truck came rolling up to my stop
my supervisor was there and told me to check this truck
they roll down their window and demand to be let through
i tell them i have to check their vehicle
they started to get violent and out of the bed of the truck came at least five truck boys
they pull down my pants and all took turns kicking my junk
they then took a piss on me
my supervisor was laughing and let them through
but why wouldnt he they were truck boys after all

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>>5571925
yeah tthey'll do that best to steer clear
after all there truck boys

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truck boy rolls up at my work
starts smashing around and breaking stuff
tell them to get out
big mistake
they take me outside and rope me to the front bumper like a dead buck
take turns speeding me round the surrounding streets
eventually they let me down and i puked everywhere
the truck boys thought it was funny enough so they let me go without any more trouble
i thank god everyday for that

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>>5572431
I hate it when they do that.
Speeding up on shit then slamming brakes on.I pissed all over myself only reason they didn't kick my ass more.

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Check out this bad boy, dude
This is a 1988 Dodge Ram 50, you call it a "mitsubishi mighty max" but lmao dude this is an American pickup not that jap crap
Anyway it has a 3.0L V6, not that I4 you see in those faggy Datsuns
It has 4Wd so when I feel like hittin' the trail with the boys I can
It has a 5-speed manuel becuz I'm man and not a woman, I can shift my own damn gears
Ash trays out the ass so I can smoke all I want and my mom can't tell me to stop fuck off mom
Extended or "King" cab so I can haul around multiple sluts with big boobs not just one
I can get almost 20 MPG which makes my mom happy

What do you thinks broskis?

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>>5572494
You might as well give it to truck boys.
There just going take it anyway.
Don't worry there's always the bus.

>>5572501
No it's mine, fuck off Ricky

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truck boys kicked my ass took my girl haven't seen her since lucky i'm alive after all their truck boys

>>5572652
What is punctuation?

*

>>5571458
man op just send em my way ill unleash hell inside their asses

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>>5573146
truck boys kicked my ass they took my girl now i walk a lonely path of life alone i miss my gf so much truck boys are the worst but after all what can you do they're truck boys

>>5573227
That is an unsatisfactory answer to my question.

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>>5573234

>>5573234
You can't get a satisfactory answer because that's not something taco kid does

literally poop.

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TRuck boys kill ANONS SO NAMEFIGS WILL THRIVE

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truck boys been keeping me locked up
won't let me have any food
i sit in a room in one of there house i just got diet shakes to stay alive
one day i hear thiss voice outside my door
it's my gf i recognise her
she asks something like so he's in there is he then giggles when they reply
i hear sex sounds coming from the other side of my wall for the rest of the night
truck boys can be so cruel

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>>5574286
They did same thing to me.
My girlfriend walked back in thought she would help me.
No not really.

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>>5574304
damn truck boys kicked my ass now my girl lives with them she calls me at night i just hear moans

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TRUCK BOYS raised my picknick.
They pantsed me+ tied me to tree.
Then truck girls used this on my balls.

Taco are you in talks with any networks to produce the Trucky Boys sitcom yet?

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>>5575131
Yes Fox network.

>>5575137
you can't be this smart and that stupid at the same time

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>>5575139

>>5575166
That's more like it, dubs btw

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truck boys come to my mom place
took her in a truck
i start to party because i got the house now
it's no use dwelling on it cause they're truck boys best to move on
next thing i know trucks roll up in the front and backyard must've heard about the party
they take the house
saw my mom there and they we making her drink til she threw up for a laugh
truck boys are the worst