This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It’s me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you’d see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say “Yup, that’s me”. I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I’m assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I’ve found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It’s really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it’s almost like we’re identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?
>>5568129
they call u bagina?
>>5568129
this 2hu's name is patchouli
i understand now.
>>5568135
You're wrong. You will NEVER understand my undying love for Patchouli.
>>5568142
cute! i love browsing /jp/'s fumo threads. they're full of aventur.
>>5568148
I'd take more fumo pics but I only have one and I don't get out much
>>5568149
i don't tink that's true at allllllll.
maybe u should take her out sometime.
>>5568154
But I'm scared to be seen in public with her
Unless I was in a weeb-filled environment
>>5568163
well if u like her then u should try anyway. i don't tink there's anything to be ashamed of.
if you're still 2shy then try going out to nature. the fresh air will Mountain Dew® the both of u good
>>5568173
I definitely will take her (or the next addition to the family) somewhere eventually. I actually haven't been on a walk through nature in a while. If I wasn't alone I wouldn't be as ashamed, but I feel like it would be odd if someone saw a grown man carrying around a plush wearing a pink nightgown.
>>5568183
if u have a family member or a friend to accompany u then it would be less embarrassing for sure, i suppose.
>>5568189
>family member
>>5568183
i could go with you i dont mind
>>5568206
no imouto no problem
>>5568210
I actually do have an 妹 though.
Idk if I should come out as a weeb. My dad already thinks I'm a faget.
>>5568211
DUBS!
>>5568218
well see if she is. if she's not then don't think about it. ur just going out 2 nature anywho and no one likes nature
>>5568222
She likes animu and has some classic nip art in her room
>>5568230
ok but does she like touhou
>>5568238
Well she likes arcade games so I've considered introducing it to her but I already force my faggotry on enough people online
>>5568251
like metal slug? like progear? like uhhhh twinkle star sprites? maybe u should just casually mention it
just casually
>>5568253
How does one casually mention a game about flying loli sex with hats on
>>5568129
did u com here to laugh at me??
>>5568258Yes.
>>5568257
ok so u go like "o u like tose arcade games huh have u tried tat one game? i forget... what was it called.. with the girls... it's popular... uhhhh uh uh uhhhh uh uh u- uhhhhhhhhhh uhh uuuuhhh u- TOUHOU. yeah, have u tried touhou? i hear its super good"
>>5568260
>>5568263
>i hear its super good
I've done more than hear about it.Pic related.
>>5568267
u HIDE the truth without telling her u love reimu's armpits to death silly
>>5568271
But what if I accidental get boner
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>5568275
u yell rly loud until it goes away
>>5568280
but anon... then i'd just stop talking about japanese shmups mid sentence and just stand there yelling with a visible erection
>>5568284
she won't notice... i'm sure of it
>>5568290
I'm sure she wouldn't because she's my sister and that would be weird but... Wait, are you calling my benin smol?!?!
>>5568292
no way jose! i didn't meen tou call ur boper ˢᵐᵒᶫ i just think u know... she'd be hou busy tinking about 2 2 tutu really listen.
u could try wearing large layers of pans
>>5568300 (Dubs)
yay i have good boper
No but srsly thank 4 encouragement
>>5568305
u have good bapi
>>5568142
sleep snug, pug
>>5568308
hey it's snow problem. i hope u take toes pictures and connect with ur sister... or not. we'll c
>>5568309
w-wow is that your babidi? it's a bit wrinkly...
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>5568313
u r nise :^)
>>5568322
SO R UR DUBS!
patchy patchy
>>5568316
i thought my day was going to be completely worthless, but then KekMaster blessed this board with his infinite grace and humor.
THANK YOU KEKMASTER!
>>5568316
*blocks you'm pathb"*
>>5568129
It's nice to see someone using my OC
test
>>5568811
dubs!
>>5568807
fukken saved