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***FIGNEWTON GUIDE*** 1. be nice to other posters, because, as

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***FIGNEWTON GUIDE***
1. be nice to other posters, because, as le pink grill says "this is nice board".

2. try to use more privileged, nicer words such as
-f*g >>> -fig
f*ck >>> fug
sh*tposting >>> funposting
troll >>> master ruseman
lol >>> lel/toplel/topkek/kek
newf*g >>> fig newton

3. if a person uses green text
>like this
always respond to them with "who are you quoting" as it is important to know the source of green text quotes.

4. please do not post lewd images on this board. we are family friendly and discourage any postings of it.

5. bump the current kek thread to make it the most replied thread in existence, and to keep keks at the top of all keks.

6. "letting dubs go unchecked is murder" -le daily remembrance face
if you see someone get dubs/trips/quads/a GET, you must respond to them congratulating their dubs/trips/quads/GET

7. if anyone acts #rude and disobeys this guide, please show them to their correct boards, for example >>>/b/ if they post #lewd and say mean things, >>>/a/ or >>>/jp/ if they spam the board with anime like boku no skrillex, or >>>/pol/ if they hate on nelson mandela or privilege. after responding to them like this, HIDE their threads, IGNORE their posts, and DO NOT REPLY to these people. (and report where necessary)

8. this board is owned in joint by gippo dudee, le dubs man aka patrick bateman, the purple palm tree men (moderators) and mot (the creator of four chan). all issues may be directed towards the latter two, and gippo dudee shall remind you of his ownership daily.

9. we encourage making your own memes. try to find COMEDY GOLD in any current situation and make OC from it. post your memes everywhere constantly and encourage others to do the same. it worked with kek, it worked with mandela, it worked with froge, it can work with you!

10. on certain dates, you will prepare to do things like never before. try to take part in these and be prepared

11. dubs, check em.

that's all :^)
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>>5566332
a
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pretend to be nice
actually crushes figs for fun
???
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>>5566332
good post I read it all
>>5566333
triples
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>>5566338
crushing figs is part of the essential [s4s] experience
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>>5566332
Bump
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>>5566605
Benip
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bimp
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>>5566613
Beeeeeenio
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bap
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dates or figs? get ur stroy stait lemao
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>>5566332
nice OC
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>>5566332
nicce ic i savedit
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>>5567019
wew lad
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>>5567019
w-whoa...

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>5567019
this is nice bump
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>>5566332
OH SHIT SON, DIS THREAD JUST DUN GOT KEKMASTERED

>>5567021

PUT ME IN THE SCREEN CAP XD
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>>5567033
dubs

i'm going to take my name off until you die of natural causes just to spite you

then i'll put my namefig back on 70 years from now lole.

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>5567041
70 years? That's pretty optimistic. I don't think 4chan is going to last that long tbh.
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all newfigs need to read this tbqhwy
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>>5567041
maybe this name will work better

i'm still anonymous but also a namefig. i think this is a safe compromise.

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>5567051
my friend you are painfully unfunny, please stop
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>>5567051
i laughed out loud at this post unironically
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>>5567056
ok
>>5567059
ok
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>>5566332
ok... thank u.

lel. LEL. toplel topkek.... kek..... ok. i am a fig newton. ok............ lel.

>>5567044
nice dubs
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>>5567067
pls take both opinions into consideration
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>>5567072
edit: but ignore the other guy because hes a bit rude
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>>5567056
my friend you are painfully unfunny, please stop
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>>5567075
i wasn't making a joke though, are you feeling okay?
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>>5567077
my friend you are painfully unfunny, please stop
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>>5567080
i'll be praying for you
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>>5567085
my friend you are painfully unfunny, please stop
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>>5567077
my friend your dubs are painfully unchecked, let me check them now

checked
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>>5567086
this has gone beyond the realsm of rational science
>>5567088
thank you, nice dubs for you as well
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>>5567090
my friend you are painfully unfunny, please stop
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>>5567088
Dubs checking dubs
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>>5567092
can't stop won't stop
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>>5566332
who are you quoting
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>>5567104
everything will stop eventually

checkmate atheists
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>>5567099
DUBS CHECKING DUBS CHECKING DUBS
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>>5567108
my friend you are painfully unfunny, please stop
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>>5567111
HOLY SHIT TRIPS CHECKING DUBS CHECKING DUBS CHECKING DUBBBBBBBBSSSSSSSSSSS FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>5567113
my friend you are painfully unfunny, please stop
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>>5567111
TRIPS checking DUBS checking dubs checking UDUBES

WOAH
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>>5567116
Penis is completely hard and fully rigid
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>>5567111
I can't let this train end, nice triplicates
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>>5567133
THIS IS UNPRECEDENTED LEVELS OF DUBS CHECKING DUBS
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>>5567133
EXCELLENT DUBS CHECKING TRIPS CHECKING DUBS CHECKING DUBS CHECKING DUBS
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>>5567155
>EXCELLENT DUBS CHECKING TRIPS CHECKING DUBS CHECKING DUBS CHECKING DUBS
EXCELLENT DUBS checking dubs CHECKING TRIPS CHECKING DUBS CHECKING DUBS CHECKING DUBS
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>>5566332
Bumping these rules lol #nice
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