it was the end of a normal highschool day i was walking home

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It was a Thursday afternoon when some truck boys cruised through my neighborhood. They were all drunk and sexually frustrated so they decided to rape my dog, who was in the front yard. They were unable to get hard enough to penetrate him since the obesity had really taken its toll on their organs. One of them had a tub of peanut butter in the truck that he liked to eat out of with his hand but there was enough left for all of them to rub some on their dicks and stand in a circle around my dog while he licked them clean. This made them all hornier and more frustrated than they had been in a while, but they were still unable to achieve any erections, so one of them angrily smashed a bottle of Icehouse on my dogs head and then they all took turns smashing the dog with glass bottles. After that they decided they needed some food to get their sugars back up after all the exertion but they were all out of peanut butter, and that was the last of their food, so they decided they needed to improvise. One of them took a glass shard and stabbed my dog in the neck with it and after he bleed out they cut him into pieces so they could fit him on the grill they had in the bed of the truck. When they finally realized that the grill was out of propane they threw the pieces of my dog into the woods and drove to mcdonalds. When they were picked up by the police they were deep in food comas at the mcdonalds with their eyes rolled into the back of their skulls and food wrappers scattered all over the place and drool dripping onto the tables.

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i was at a regular high school party
i didn't realise there were truck boys attending
they got to my gf before a friend was able to warn me
when i found her she was with a truck boy and they were making out
he had his hand up her shirt and under her bra
she said 'that's him' to the truck boys around her and they all began to laugh
i ran out of the house before i got my ass kicked
i cried all the way home
truck boys make me so mad

truck boys kicked my ass and stole my girl