Coma

1) Everything sucks now
2) You should have stayed in that coma
3) Drugs is legal everywhere now

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>>5560414
u r now a cute girle

There is this amazing anime that went on called Attack on Colossus, maybe you should hit it up. It's got 5 seasons of content.

The world is ending as we know it. Just go back to bed, everything will be ok.

Some guy named Trump became president and he's not the best president at all. Maybe, you should consider moving to another country.

There's this game going on called Overwatch, it's filled with pornhub-worthy playable girls and a lesbian time traveling mascot. Pretty nice.

>>5560424
something about this post really made me lole

>Obama spent another term in the White House
>Donald J Trump is the POTUS now
>al-Qaeda is gone but isis is in its place
>Europe is being flooded by muslim terrorism
>The Undertaker's streak was broken
>you missed Full metal alchemist
>there was a full on meme war last year and signs of another one in the coming future
>cont.

There's this toy that you can spin around and it has 3 little ball areas. People are going crazy for it and one guy even lodged one in his anus. Go back to your coma.

>>5560414
dont bother waking up, niggers took over everything and they raped your mum b4 u were coma

WHAT CAN I SAYYYY EXCEPT YOUR WELCOME

Shrek has begun a mass raping spree and is starting to go after the children.

I was looking after your cat for those 8 years. He picked up a toaster and went to war against the cockroaches.

You missed the Steam Summer Sale. Maybe next time.

CS:GO got alot more cases, including a glove case.

Many shitty games were made, that came along with shitty fanbases. They seemed to go away, and then there's that slick game called Hollow Knight. I could beat my meat to that.

niggers still exist

>>5560463
haha poop

>You missed parks and recreation
>jojo's parts 1 - 4 got anime adaptations
>Yugioh added xyz summoning in 2011 and pendlum summoning in 2014 but the game is about to be fucked back into 2003
>Some REALLY great cartoons came out, Adventure Time, Regular Show, Steven Universe, Rick and Morty
>Pokemon is on it's 7th generation
>block buster no longer exists
>phones usually only have 4 buttons now
>ft2 is (basically) dead
>half life 3 came out in 2010 and we're still waiting for half life 4
>Wow is dead
>robin Williams, mohamed ali, carrie fisher, and prince all died
>the political environment is all one big meme at this point
>that's about all i can remember

>>5560470
who are you quoting

You woke up at the worst time.

how do you eat while in a coma and do you poop?

>>5560473
Nobody

Psycho Mantis came back to haunt the world and rape the Islamic Pacific Islanders. With every IPhone you lodge in your anus, you are saving one life from him.

There are 5 legged salamanders roaming the world, ready to steal your girlfriend.

>>5560414
Tube down throat
Diapers all I'm gonna say

Apparently there are more than 2 genders now.

Can you masturbate while in a coma? If not, you've been missing out.

>>5560488
two numbers

>>5560414
ACTUALLY, there are more than 62 genders. Get your facts right.

>>5560490
Yea, I totally agree. Huniepop was a big beat to my meat.

>>5560504
Huniepop made me extremely moist, but penguinz0's videos did a better job at doing that.

>>5560416
pls pls sauce

it was scientifically proven that watching anime gives you autism and makes you a homosexual

This is nice board

>>5560414
baremboim performed beethoven's sonatas in front of the london philarmonic orchestra

>>5560511
this is nice dubs

Thots have taken over the world and now they will come for your house. Watch out.

>wall street crashed the economy and average americans where kicked out of their homes while the people who crashed the economy somehow got richer
>income gap and wealth inequality widened
>millions of americans realized that the "american democracy" had been functionally turned into an oligarchy and in an unprecedented grassroots funding effort gave 20 bucks each to an old democratic outsider named bernie sanders who wanted to implement campaign finance reform laws and give wealth/freedom/power back to average americans
>established democratic party was threatened by the populace uprising and teamed up with hillary clinton to crush him
>hillary clinton and the democratic party pushed the narrative that her and some retarded orange geriatric man baby trust fund kid from new york would be the only real candidates because she thought he was a total joke
>in a hilarious twist of irony people voted for the retarded man baby who is now our president and appointed a bunch of other retarded billionaires to run our country and shit all over america and pillage more wealth
>an ex kgb agent is running russia and decided to help get the man baby elected to prove to their citizens that american democracy is dead because its also an oligarchy now and wants to crush support for a democratic revolt
>were also still dropping bombs on the middle east because of the illegal war george bush started 16 years ago
>music has gotten a lot better tho

thats about it

YOU'RE UP AGAINST A WALL, AND I AM THE FUCKING WALL!

Everyone has been replaced by robots that are only capable of relaying false information. Don't believe anyone.

>>5560524
WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK

>>5560527
You're one of them, and I will stop you with the power of ANIME! *proceeds to pull out skylanders*

Everyone on this board is a teenager on summer vacation trying unironically to force epic memes.

>Pokemon cards have been weaponized and now kids are using them to kill bullies.
>Firecrackers have been loaded into guns and are now a viable weapon on the CT side.
>Traps are still gay
>Pepe still rules over all
>That's all I got through this one guy that put that invisible marker on my desk.

Can you put me in a coma? I wanna skip high school.

The definition of a prank has been twisted into a meaningless excuse to get more youtube fame.

>>5560523
wars in the middle east have been going on long before bush my lad

TF2 is dying. Rule 34 of many children's shows exists. The internet has become more memeized and weaponized than ever before.

>>5560550
this was a weird one though because it only benefited the private defense industry

Many flash games have expanded into the eSports genre, one notably being Gravitee Wars Online. The competitive potential in that game is insane.

>>5560544
delet this

A person in Sweden made a weapon that went by the name of Minecraft to attempt to make the current generation autistic. It worked.

>>5560557
it's arguable that the war postponed the possibility of a concerted iran-iraq alliance against the gulf, which even now remains a possibility since saudi arabia continues to be retarded

The world is only perceptible in relation to video games now

>>5560565
no u

>>5560566
Checked :^)

There were many good games you missed out on. Then again, there are many bad games you missed out on.

>>5560570
u first

Turkey is no longer a democratic republic, the middle east is experiencing the worst drought in a millennium. All hopes of a stable middle east that still remained after sykes-picot have been dashed.

>>5560578
no u first

Go to sleep for about 3 more years. Then, you won't wake up.

>>5560588
You really think so? Nice dubs btw.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>5560588
(wake me up)
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
(cant wake up)
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
(save me)
CALL MY NAME AND SAVE ME FROM THE DARK

>>5560568
i dont feel like that was a major motivation for the war since its been known by any country with an intelligence agency since the 1970s that destabilizing iraq would lead to a highly volatile situation with 3 warring tribal zones and there was absolutely no plan implemented to prevent that. you couldnt really design a longer and more expensive war than the one we started if you tried or at least one that you could reasonably get away with.

>>5560592
I mean, the U.S. might go to war by 2020 and nuclear stuff will go down. Thanks btw.

>>5560583
how about we both delet them at exactly the turn of the next hour?

>>5560597
while that's true, it's probably preferable to obliterate one major regional power and then deal with the messy tribal aftermath than be forced to deal with a massive united bloc that wants to crash the western economy

>>5560597
also dick cheney was heavily invested in haliburton at the time which makes any actions done at the time highly suspect. if he was acting in good faith he should have divested in his defense industry holdings just like our current president should divest of his holdings.

BUMPED FOR ALGERNON

>>5560698
I don't think you're allowed to bump this, buddy.

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